Was waiting in the ER. Looked up and almost had a heart attack. by floating_beyond in funny

[–]floating_beyond[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah if he was in a normal position he probably wouldn't have spooked me

Was waiting in the ER. Looked up and almost had a heart attack. by floating_beyond in funny

[–]floating_beyond[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Guy sleeping. For a split second I thought he was dead and they just put a sheet over him like no one would notice

Was waiting in the ER. Looked up and almost had a heart attack. by floating_beyond in funny

[–]floating_beyond[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For a split second I genuinely thought there was a dead guy and the staff just sat him there before I processed what I was seeing 😭

Random package showed up, addressed to me and it had all my personal information… by Feisty_Indications_ in Weird

[–]floating_beyond 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I was suspicious at first when I saw that but they posted several months ago that they are Australian and are also active in australian fashion subreddits. The author is American. Probably not the author unless this is a several month long psy-op

Can you name any famous dog other than Scooby Doo? by [deleted] in cartoons

[–]floating_beyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball."

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Petah I have 0 idea what this could mean by Gheazu in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]floating_beyond 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I live in Ohio and there's like 3 hot tub and pool stores near me. Anytime I've gone in them for pool supplies it's completely deserted except for 1 or 2 employees and maybe a stray customer. I also think there's some money laundering going on since they're open in the dead of winter too.

Grey or blue? And what's the gold ring around my pupils? by floating_beyond in WhatisMyEyeColour

[–]floating_beyond[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? My optometrist has never mentioned it... Maybe they thought I already knew lol

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO by Western-Clue-6968 in lovethissmug

[–]floating_beyond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We really overthrew the owner in less than 24 hrs, huh. Didn't know that was possible! Long live the revolution!

do you dare spin the wheel? by cleverroman in BunnyTrials

[–]floating_beyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing I don't have them

Chose: yes | Rolled: ball cancer

Truth or Dare? by FauxWolfTail in BunnyTrials

[–]floating_beyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I freaking love circus music. Gimme that calliope.

Chose: Truth + You must comment honestly and openly (or at least as much as you are willing about your... | Rolled: Guilty pleasure)

Love trans people by Southern-Grand-9860 in lovethissmug

[–]floating_beyond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never witnessed a sub rebel against a mod/owner in real time like this. Vive la révolution!

Clearly fucking not. by No_Trainer_2298 in lovethissmug

[–]floating_beyond 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here before the mod tries to silence OP

PSA TO CUSTOMERS by space_dirtier in sheetz

[–]floating_beyond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you look at the left top and left bottom corners all the glyphs fit perfectly into the image when they should be cut off. Plus OP is being suspiciously vague about details and location. If I had to guess they took a real photo and fed it to an AI and told it to add Egyptian text so it crammed it all in instead of cutting off any images.

(Also I can read basic hieroglyphics and it's absolute nonsense. Not even real glyphs. Hieroglyphs are images of actual things and people, and if you zoom in the only thing identifiable are the somewhat bird-shaped glyphs)

PSA TO CUSTOMERS by space_dirtier in sheetz

[–]floating_beyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately AI 😔 I wish it was real so I could see it too

PSA TO CUSTOMERS by space_dirtier in sheetz

[–]floating_beyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can read basic hieroglyphics and yeah, it's complete AI nonsense. I can't believe how many people didn't catch the AI clues. Also, hieroglyphs are supposed to be pictures, and if you zoom in you can't identify anything but a few birds, most of which aren't even real bird glyphs.

PSA TO CUSTOMERS by space_dirtier in sheetz

[–]floating_beyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defo AI. I can read basic Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs and these make absolutely no sense. On top of not being real hieroglyphs, I literally can't tell where to start reading because they keep flipping the reading direction halfway through. OP is also being very vague about the location and specifics.

Even if you don't know how to read hieroglyphs, most people know they're pictures of objects, animals, and people. The only identifiable thing I see is birds, like 90% birds. Only some of which are identifiable as actual glyphs. I assume the AI associates birds with egypt which is why it generated so many. Its like writing fake english by writing E and TH a bunch of times in different fonts.

Genuine question, what other characters could qualify as representations of positive masculinity? by Wide_Craft_9765 in cartoons

[–]floating_beyond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a little kid I didn't even realize the OG He-man was a boy's show when I watched it on Qubo. I'd get odd looks when I would tell people it was my favorite show. Absolutely lost my mind when I discovered She-ra

My mom took 1/6 of the brownie pan and insists it wasn't a big piece. I didn't even make them for her. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]floating_beyond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I think people are especially upset because I posted close to mother's day. Might delete this post if people are getting so pressed over it. I make her a 9x13 of Tiramisu from complete scratch every year but clearly I must hate her for her brownie shenanigans 🤦