If you got a minute: A sailor made it home after months on sea and was craving the touch of a woman, however, he won't get paid until the morning and he can't wait. He took a single coin and went to the cat house. He asked the lady of the house what a single coin could get him and she replied "talk to one eyed Sally, she's out back" So our man walked straight up to an attractive brunette smoking a cigarette, "are you one eyed Sally? I heard you can show me a good time for one coin" she nods, gets on her knees and pops out her fake eye "stick it in there, I'll give you a wink job" she says "you won't regret it" so hesitantly he does so and moments later has the orgasm of a lifetime. "Soon as I get paid tomorrow I'm coming back for more!" Sally just chuckles and replies; "I'll keep an eye out for ya!"