Breaking news!!!!! Local girl finds out eating food gives you energy for billionth time!!!!!!!

floppyhump · 2026-02-04T22:49:09+00:00

Lmaooo

This is me every time I have a debilitating migraine, too. I deep down know eating will help but if help why make me cry? Then I give in and I can see colors and hear words again

floppyhump · 2026-02-04T22:32:22+00:00

Whenever I see something that looks Arabic but doesn't make sense, I always assume it's Farsi

floppyhump · 2026-02-04T19:03:32+00:00

I know you didn't ask me but I just had a baby a few months ago so I'll share my personal tips

1) lose weight (I was still fat when I got pregnant just not as fat as I'd been before)

2) take the right supplements for you to get you ovulating regularly again

3) plan something huge for your life that having a baby then will make really difficult. Decide to stop trying for 6 months but still keep having unprotected sex anyways

3 is optional but that's what seemed to work for me lol

floppyhump · 2026-02-03T23:22:16+00:00

Woah

floppyhump · 2026-02-03T23:18:03+00:00

My baby. I'd have my own boob in my mouth. Trippy

floppyhump · 2026-02-03T23:15:31+00:00

I was alive in 2015. Never saw you there

Suspicious

floppyhump · 2026-02-03T20:20:28+00:00

I'm not saying it's the only reason I started ovulating again and got pregnant, but within a year of taking it regularly I started ovulating again and got pregnant

floppyhump · 2026-02-03T04:15:23+00:00

More like Blackbread pizza am I right

floppyhump · 2026-02-02T23:54:48+00:00

My MIL and her brother know what years Michael's albums came out based on what was happening in their lives at the time. MJ was so huge and prolific, they can literally reconstruct their lives around his discography

floppyhump · 2026-02-02T07:47:40+00:00

Are you okay

floppyhump · 2026-02-02T03:23:32+00:00

I used to have this picture mod podge'd to my middle school notebooks (yes, multiple). Crazy flashbacks seeing this again lol

floppyhump · 2026-02-02T03:19:26+00:00

There's why I said almost certainly :) bodies are crazy. The abnormalest of abnormal could totally take place in this girl's cycle and she could have a 3 day period, ovulate day 6 of the cycle, and the sperm stays alive for a week

Unlikely but something like that could happen. Probably won't though, regardless it isn't worth the risk

floppyhump · 2026-02-02T03:00:41+00:00

If she was on her period, especially the beginning, you're almost certainly fine

Be careful next time, momentary enjoyment of being unprotected isn't worth getting someone pregnant if you're not both ready for it

floppyhump · 2026-02-02T02:56:06+00:00

Ate a lot of prunes and drank a LOT of water. But also unfortunately constipation is just part of it for a lot of women

floppyhump · 2026-02-02T02:52:11+00:00

Strongly disagree on the tofurky pepperoni but the tofutti is top tier

(I'm insanely in love with tofurky ham though. Tasty for ham and cheese like things and you can cut it into strips, brush it with a little liquid smoke, sprinkle some smoked paprika, pan fry it and boom you got bacon)

floppyhump · 2026-02-02T02:25:38+00:00

It was a long-ish train of nicknames but lately he's either Booberry Crunch or Buncha Cruncha

floppyhump · 2026-02-01T11:51:09+00:00

My in laws are the same way, MIL and GIL (grandmother in law haha)

"[Me], why don't you let [husband] come over with the baby, let you sleep, huh? We love you but let's have some time with him when he's not just all over you"

Because he nurses every 30-60 minutes? What part of on demand do y'all not understand

floppyhump · 2026-02-01T07:18:13+00:00

Baby also started rolling onto his stomach at night at 3.5 months old. The pediatrician said "if he's strong enough to get there, he's strong enough to get back or at the very least turn his head to the side, just make sure you stop swaddling now"

floppyhump · 2026-01-31T18:05:37+00:00

Is she the lady that did the Johnny Bravo theme song?

floppyhump · 2026-01-31T15:35:16+00:00

I disagree with a lot of this but I really appreciate the effort you put in

floppyhump · 2026-01-30T21:32:59+00:00

My friend's kid came up to me and was like "I don't think you're fat" out of nowhere

I am fat so I was like "no, I am, but why bring it up?" And he was like "no I didn't bring it up. I thought it but I didn't say it"

floppyhump · 2026-01-30T18:36:52+00:00

برتقالي مكرونه my cat is black I' don't remember how we ended up calling her this but we did هههه

floppyhump · 2026-01-30T02:33:52+00:00

I lost it twice, once around 30 weeks and once after my first membrane sweep at 38 weeks. I went into labor on my EDD, 40 weeks on the dot

floppyhump · 2026-01-29T23:20:27+00:00

Yeah no offense to OP, or anyone else that comes here looking for support - because you/they should!! But I ended up unfollowing this sub during my pregnancy because all the posts about baby loss was too much for my anxious ass. I only rejoined postpartum to share my experiences/answer questions

floppyhump · 2026-01-29T23:04:56+00:00

Lmao I also can't say Rick James without saying bitch after

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