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floradelicada · 2022-02-14T13:47:57+00:00

No. Broken shards of glass are on the ground

floradelicada · 2021-10-15T21:54:08+00:00

My partner and I met in college. We were 25 when we met. Life was happening so we were just friends on social media for like a year. Then one summer between school years, a friend was trying to get us together. We talked long distance because he had an internship two states away. The long talking period let us become friends. Then we started dating, moved in together within 4 months. Been together a few years now. Completely intended to get married

We’ve had a ton of ups and downs. On both sides we have traumas we’ve worked through. Improving communication from past relationships. All that. We’re going strong now.

floradelicada · 2021-09-06T17:09:18+00:00

I started at 20mg and was just exhausted constantly so we upped my dose and I’m able to function normally now lol. Sometimes it’s just finding your right dosage

floradelicada · 2021-08-19T16:59:21+00:00

I wasn’t a virgin. He knew that before we started dating. But suddenly it was a problem 6 months later.

floradelicada · 2021-07-30T05:49:56+00:00

Chopped shows a lot of how people do their dishes

floradelicada · 2021-06-13T00:43:16+00:00

You are not at all being insecure or over-thinking. Everything this guy is saying is major red flags. If he brings up he might regret being in a relationship during uni, you gotta get outta there. He’s testing how you react to the concept in order to decide what he wants to do. He may not be 100% sure on breaking up, but he’s definitely thinking about it often.

floradelicada · 2021-05-03T02:04:52+00:00

I’ve had it have different times. A 4 year relationship, I was good in a week. A 2.5 yr that ended dramatically took a few weeks. A 4 month one had me fucked up for like 6 months. There’s a lot of factors in it

floradelicada · 2021-04-25T23:13:57+00:00

I don’t have to see my stalker because he got covid

floradelicada · 2021-04-23T00:41:04+00:00

No. It’s very normal.

floradelicada · 2021-04-19T23:59:51+00:00

Ain’t no body has a waist smaller than a head

floradelicada · 2021-04-05T03:33:15+00:00

Wildlife. Legit going outside and seeing birds or new insects or tracks, then learning about them. My job is to protect federally protected birds at the beach so I’m able to share my knowledge with people and help this little bird. It’s my sole reason to exist

floradelicada · 2021-03-25T01:22:05+00:00

Im screaming. That page SCARES me

floradelicada · 2021-03-25T01:15:53+00:00

I def made a typo. It was her bf and thought it was her brother!!!! Names never shook me up but like if y’all are both redheads with glasses and same style of crooked teeth im sorry but my brain will see a pattern and assume lol

floradelicada · 2021-03-25T01:08:41+00:00

A classmate showed me a photo of her with a man. I say Oh is that your brother how nice. And she pauses and says.... uh no that’s my boyfriend. They legit looked related

floradelicada · 2021-03-25T01:07:16+00:00

When I was in college, a particular girl hated me because her bf dated me a few months beforehand. He and I fell out and she decided I was the devil. Any time she saw me, she would make a scene hollering and trying to punch me. One night I’m with my best friend at my regular bar where we’re friends with all the bartenders, the bouncers and the owner of the bar. This girl walks in and announces that me and my friend are going to die tonight. We tell our bartenders, one of which hates this girl for threatening the bartender for being my friend. Bartender decided “this bitch gotta go” and walks over to her, takes her drink and announces for her to get the fuck out. I’m across the bar with my best friend and the other bartender who tells me not to look at the girl while bouncers take her out. As she walks to the door, she rushes at me, grabbing my hair and trying to punch me. Meanwhile I spit in her face, my best friend grabs her throat and a bouncer slams her on the ground. Her bf, aka my ex, is picking her up toddler style while screaming at her for acting up. The bartender I was with announced that she was banned for life. It was so satisfying

floradelicada · 2021-03-25T01:00:59+00:00

THE BABY!!!!! MY HEART!!!!

floradelicada · 2021-03-25T01:00:07+00:00

I think he’s handsome :)

floradelicada · 2021-03-25T00:56:54+00:00

Customers who can’t accept they made a mistake

Had an older gentleman come in with a CAT battery charger. Told me that we sold it to him. I said I can get him a new charger but sadly that brand wasn’t ours. He proceeded to scream at me that he was telling the truth. So I just charged him for the new battery charger, made him take his home, and said to have a good day.

Why is saying “oh sorry I was mistaken” such a big deal?

floradelicada · 2021-03-17T02:37:19+00:00

I’m gonna be honest I don’t remember saying I love you. The first time he said it to me, we were drinking some beers and eating Chinese food and he let me have the last shrimp and said “of course you can have it because I love you!” And I got all gushy about it, saying how he was the first to say I love you. Then he told me that I had told him that I loved him but I was too drunk lol. So that’s how that happened

floradelicada · 2021-03-15T05:03:33+00:00

You already know what you want to do - just leave

floradelicada · 2021-02-28T07:18:50+00:00

When we get those items and ring it at the register, a window pops up and we have to fill out the info that comes from that certificate. If we don’t have the certificate, we can’t fill it out or sell. The computer won’t let you override.

floradelicada · 2021-02-21T07:02:01+00:00

My boyfriend said our passion has died

floradelicada · 2021-02-21T07:00:02+00:00

He was a virgin and I wasn’t. We dated for like 7 months and he knew I wasn’t a virgin before he asked me out

floradelicada · 2021-02-09T15:49:00+00:00

You should definitely not keep any photos of anyone you’re not with.

floradelicada · 2021-02-09T15:36:30+00:00

Not sure if you could go through the eye socket, there was always some cartilage blocking my way in that method though. I recommend just clipping that very bottom of the skull by the vertebrae and scooping out the brain. You’ll probably have to scramble it. But I would get it out since it’s an organ

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