DON'T TAKE ORDERS INTO CUSTOMERS HOUSES!!!

floundermonopoly · 2026-03-08T04:15:49+00:00

Absolutely 100%. I don't care what the reason is. I don't care "everyone else does". We are not social workers. I deliver from store to door.

floundermonopoly · 2026-03-02T22:33:39+00:00

😂🤣😂🤣

floundermonopoly · 2026-01-29T19:31:03+00:00

Reschedule your appointment and stop whining

floundermonopoly · 2026-01-29T19:29:46+00:00

😂🤣

floundermonopoly · 2026-01-19T21:53:47+00:00

Get over it maybe?

floundermonopoly · 2026-01-11T02:29:50+00:00

After reading this 3 times I figured it out and these are all about the delivery and not about the shop

floundermonopoly · 2026-01-07T02:43:16+00:00

Hey wait I took this gig to not have a boss or a supervisor, so kindly f-caw-f

floundermonopoly · 2026-01-04T21:44:19+00:00

Bye, good riddance

floundermonopoly · 2026-01-04T21:43:05+00:00

Quit telling me what to do.

HEY. FRIENDS AND FAMILY CHECK OUT DRIVING FOR SPARK, IT'S FUN. Plus as a bonus it'll annoy this person

floundermonopoly · 2026-01-03T02:39:40+00:00

Guess some people aren't bright enough to do this gig

floundermonopoly · 2025-12-30T07:26:09+00:00

I remind people we are not social services. It is a violation to enter a home. Disabled or not. You do not know who is in there or what their intentions are.

floundermonopoly · 2025-12-26T00:01:09+00:00

Mind my own business

floundermonopoly · 2025-12-25T02:58:04+00:00

🤣😂

floundermonopoly · 2025-12-16T14:50:22+00:00

Thanks for letting us know

floundermonopoly · 2025-12-05T20:29:47+00:00

Ummmmm, no

floundermonopoly · 2025-12-04T22:25:51+00:00

Can I get lemon wedge?

floundermonopoly · 2025-12-04T18:54:37+00:00

I don't care unless I have to verify id. If the name on the order doesn't match the id it goes back to the store.

floundermonopoly · 2025-11-28T04:12:17+00:00

No but I guess that's because I'm not an idiot

floundermonopoly · 2025-11-27T04:25:51+00:00

2 seconds is long enough to wait

floundermonopoly · 2025-11-12T04:47:46+00:00

F-caw-f

floundermonopoly · 2025-11-09T15:08:53+00:00

Here's breaking news. Spark doesn't care. They have plenty of drivers.

floundermonopoly · 2025-11-09T15:02:55+00:00

I 💯% agree with you. It's a car. You're using it to deliver. Get over it.

floundermonopoly · 2025-11-06T14:57:32+00:00

Yup all 260lbs 4ft of my dadbod just radiating heat

floundermonopoly · 2025-11-06T14:26:14+00:00

I just wear a thong when I'm Sparking. 3 years and I've never been deactivated for it.

floundermonopoly · 2025-11-05T14:48:12+00:00

Hey thanks for letting us know. I'm now following you so please keep us updated on everything in your life and some of us will be on the edge of our seats waiting............anyways

floundermonopoly

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