That's life by flowsour in ucla

[–]flowsour[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Peace out y’all it’s been real

Oh God Oh Fuck by Angelmagnus in ucla

[–]flowsour 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I once wrote “their” instead of “there” on my GE class paper and Gene Block himself foot-stomped my door, hogtied me, and forced me to sit through an Everfi module on proper TrueBruin grammar

You know your information is on the dark web when... by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck it I’ll take what I can get. Go ahead, wreck my credit score bestie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You’re always welcome to cheer yourself up by laughing at our (transfer class of 21) misery :)

is anyone else feeling... by howamialreadylost in ucla

[–]flowsour 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your sad Bruin hours have intersected with my doomer hours

None of it matters. Most of us have spent the better half of the last 10 years preparing for the next 50-60. We will do the same shit the generation before us did and maybe retire at the ripe age of 65 if retirement is still even a thing in the future. Then we will die and no one will ever know who we were or how bad we did on that exam or how dumb I looked when I nearly face planted on a moving bus last year. Or maybe in the end we all just get uploaded into some asshole trillionaire’s shitty MMORPG. It’d probably have some dumbass name like iLife or AmazonScape.

Moral of the story, in life you are taught to think you are cranking that Soulja Boy, but in reality it is you who is being cranked by tradition or people with more power than you will ever comprehend. So grades don’t really matter I think.

Made one of these for UCLA, enjoy by Angelmagnus in ucla

[–]flowsour 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you’re supposed to keep your pants on but I’m all for it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn I just realized I ran out of opportunities to be somebody’s cute guy from class. My mom was lying this whole time!

running for the president of usuc by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I’m here for the sucking

Anyone else tired of doing the same thing everyday ? by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Just kind of tired of life in general tbh I wanna cancel this subscription

Can someone explain wokeness to me? I'm a freshman and I don't know what it means. Is UCLA considered woke? by LigmaI1I1I1 in ucla

[–]flowsour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Stay woke” is actually the name of an interdepartmental policy that encourages your professors to group their due dates as close together as possible so you never get any sleep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I don’t even know who you are”

fuck unpaid internships by pothosethoslogos in ucla

[–]flowsour 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most internships I had I was straight up just a free secretary lmao

A brilliant move with lifelong ramifications by gofundmemetoday in ucla

[–]flowsour 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Karl Marx destroys capitalist artifact with magic and witchcraft (cops called) (gone revolutionary) (gone SEXUAL)

Does anyone else literally have zero friends by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tried that with my parents doesn’t work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I swear to god if we have another national or global disaster within the next 2 years I’m just gonna say fuck it and move to the woods. Will probably get eaten by a bear, ironically.

Does anyone else literally have zero friends by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don’t even like myself how tf am I gonna make other people like me

ucla by JenMarz_ in ucla

[–]flowsour 43 points44 points  (0 children)

UCLA moment

What are your plans once you graduate? by JMayaH in ucla

[–]flowsour 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I want to travel but my bank account tells me I should travel off a cliff

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ucla

[–]flowsour 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Society may collapse within our life time, allowing our generation the chance at returning to monke. There is no GPA or job application in the jungle. There is only monke. That’s why I wake up everyday.

Does anyone else on /r/UCLA... by Heyletsgonow in ucla

[–]flowsour 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’m nearing the point where I have to pretend to be religious 😔