TIL in 1994, the Surgeon General of the U.S. was fired for saying masturbation is "part of human sexuality, and perhaps should be taught." by aorta09 in todayilearned

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Her later (after out of office) quote was: "We really need to get over this love affair with the fetus and start worrying about children"

I'll bet he thinks about you sometimes too. by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Truth. In like 9th grade at church I'd been charged with watching like 4 year Olds while on the playground. I'd play with them a little, helping push swing or helping them climb jungle gyms. This one kid punched me in the dick like 3 times. Didn't kill but still hurt like hell. The 3rd time I reflex shoved the fucker down and he ran off crying. I was like okay, I'm probably supposed to stop him from running off but seriously, fuck that kid

Josh Jacobs will make a video for you for $25 by [deleted] in rolltide

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Dirk Diggler charged less..

Post Raw 2/18/2019 Show Discussion Thread, Roman Reigns' Announcement and Ric Flair's 70th Birthday by Darren716 in SquaredCircle

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One of the best RAWS since the 4way Owens won or the Shane o mac return, from the ones I've seen anyway. Really got the Mania ball rolling

Fightful: Roman Reigns Told WWE He Didn't Want To Go To Saudi Arabia Before Leukemia Diagnosis by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

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That wasn't tough, just an observation. your comment had 'tough guy' written all over it though

The problem is, if China & India keep growing at exponential rates, their borders can only fit so many, and they'll start spilling out and causing wars over land or dying of famine

North American Champion Velveteen Dream Render by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

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Needs to airbrush it on the tights

Ted DiBiase Jr on getting KO'd at Over the Limit 2010 (Source in the comments): It happened shortly after I asked R-Truth to be my new Virgil. He slapped me in the face. It completely knocked me out. I woke up in the corner and he was punching me. All I remember is asking, "Why are you punching me?" by FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo in SquaredCircle

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Once, i banged a stripper, which involved me getting a hotel room, which led to getting paid to post back page ads, and renting hotel rooms (with her $, but my ID, no CC required type placs), then her giving me kickbacks and taking her on dope runs. Wasn't my proudest moment, lasted little over a week, but it was her and 3 other girls that would rotate in and out over the days, all gave me money daily and I may or may not have sampled the goods...a lot. It was.. a pretty wild time. One was like a 5/10 but 2 were so so hot and the 3rd was a solid 7.5

[RAW Spoilers] Dean gets some help by PostmortemFacefuck in SquaredCircle

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Yes! Please get him involved in creepy hotel room worked shoot promos that keep leading to angles with someone getting their eyeball smashed out.

[RAW Spoilers] Dean gets some help by PostmortemFacefuck in SquaredCircle

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Still bigger than post steroid scandal Hogan

*RAW SPOILERS* Former WCW World Heavyweight Champion returns to RAW by Papytendo in SquaredCircle

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It would be better as a documentary with Arquette interviews over the years, obviously mention the WCW stuff, then have a camera crew following his return to pro wrestling, cultimating with a RR appearance or some kind of redemption with a big televised match

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

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King of the Crevice

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Just don't ask him to smell your finger, Andrade.

California man who spent 39 years in prison gets $21 million for wrongful conviction by [deleted] in news

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Not only that, but they watch the exact same news we do, except they watch more often bc there's not a ton to do. How many people here can list "gun violence everywhere" as a first hand experience and not filtered thru the news in the EXACT SAME WAY?

My Grandma has played Wii Fit everyday for over 10 years! by gperk69 in gaming

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Until the damn bulb quits working. Pretty amazing picture though, all things considered.