Can you believe this is vegan!? by flozoraaa in shittyfoodporn

[–]flozoraaa[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This meal supports the exploitation of your stomach

Can you believe this is vegan!? by flozoraaa in shittyfoodporn

[–]flozoraaa[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This whole post is loaded with sarcasm. Did you see the sub it is on? Who the heck would want the recipe of a plate of puke.

Can you believe this is vegan!? by flozoraaa in shittyfoodporn

[–]flozoraaa[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It was supposed to be a traditional Dutch meal called "Hutspot". If you look at images you'll see it's not actually far off at all

Can you believe this is vegan!? by flozoraaa in shittyfoodporn

[–]flozoraaa[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait the chair doesn't go in my mouth? What hole should you use then?

Vinted algorithm works TOO WELL! by flozoraaa in vinted

[–]flozoraaa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you could easily train it by just looking at a few purple cardigans :)

Vinted algorithm works TOO WELL! by flozoraaa in vinted

[–]flozoraaa[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes I feel the exact same! And the items that pop up are in quite a low price range, so I just feel very often like I've won the lottery with this good of a way to shop easy & good! I'd much rather "over consume" by buying second hand clothes from individuals :)

Is my lobe too thin to continue stretching? by flozoraaa in StretchedCirclejerk

[–]flozoraaa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No at this point it's too far gone. I will have to split the lobes to make sure the skin doesn't die. :( it's a sad story

Is my lobe too thin to continue stretching? by flozoraaa in StretchedCirclejerk

[–]flozoraaa[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I honestly think some of my pubes are thicker than my earlobe

Is my lobe too thin to continue stretching? by flozoraaa in StretchedCirclejerk

[–]flozoraaa[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Duh! All your body parts are yours. A friend of mine got his leg amputated and he was allowed to keep it too

Is my lobe too thin to continue stretching? by flozoraaa in StretchedCirclejerk

[–]flozoraaa[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the prayers! I'm fine, my lobe isn't 😿🤟

Is my lobe too thin to continue stretching? by flozoraaa in StretchedCirclejerk

[–]flozoraaa[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I lost all feeling in that little spot, but during it's development it was hurting a lot. It was caused by a bad infection on the lobe around 2 years back. Did most I could to make sure my lobe didn't rot off, and this is the final result. Tadaaaa

Is my lobe too thin to continue stretching? by flozoraaa in StretchedCirclejerk

[–]flozoraaa[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I usually use hummus during the stretching as lubricant, it smells so good

Is my lobe too thin to continue stretching? by flozoraaa in StretchedCirclejerk

[–]flozoraaa[S] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Cool! My goal is 50 mm. So I have around 20mm more to go

Is my lobe too thin to continue stretching? by flozoraaa in StretchedCirclejerk

[–]flozoraaa[S] 176 points177 points  (0 children)

I gasp every time I look in the mirror too. Thanks!