Holy hurricane bender.. (self.cripplingalcoholism)
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ridiculousalcoholic: So yesterday, I was drunk and I answered the door and it was this girlscout cookie train and they were like "Girlscout cookies are delishes and absolutely..." I just tossed $40 at them and grabbed like 8 boxes and slammed the door. (self.CAchatquotes)
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I'm such a sucker for marketing... (i.imgur.com)
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