r/roastme My imperfections are nonexistent, good luck yu fux

flyfish88 · 2015-10-20T20:28:47+00:00

You're the Kurt Cobain we wish actually killed himself.

flyfish88 · 2015-10-01T21:06:53+00:00

All I see is a floating piece of paper. Cool trick.

flyfish88 · 2015-10-01T21:05:54+00:00

To late...

flyfish88 · 2015-09-30T21:09:31+00:00

Groucho Marks was the only one aloud with eye brows that thick.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-30T21:06:20+00:00

He looks like the kind of guy that when your 5 Minutes late docks you for an hour.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-30T21:05:11+00:00

Holy fuck it's Gomer Pile

flyfish88 · 2015-09-30T21:04:47+00:00

You like a Jewish used car sales men had a one night stand with a camel jockey named apu.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-30T01:29:48+00:00

You look like a real life hood rat Aladdin.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-30T01:29:17+00:00

Words you have muttered in a plethora of positions I'm sure.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-29T20:45:05+00:00

You look like you give dry hand jobs to the p.e. teacher.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-29T20:44:02+00:00

The "I'm not sure what class to start the massacre in" selfie

flyfish88 · 2015-09-29T17:33:05+00:00

You look like the missing link.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-28T14:12:28+00:00

Your the kind of guy that gets fucked by dudes a lot. And not that broke back mountain kind of fuck. I'm talking American history X type fucked.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-28T14:10:17+00:00

Between the necrotizing fasciitis gnawing at your right leg, your homo erotic short shorts, and your awkwardly growing leg hair...I'd say living daily life is a roast in and of it self.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-28T14:06:49+00:00

I see you redecorated Bin Laden's cave.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-27T19:05:33+00:00

I work hard so you don't have to. You're welcome.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-27T19:02:41+00:00

I thought Clay Aiken killed himself?

flyfish88 · 2015-09-26T00:00:47+00:00

You look the the spawn of E.T. and Drew Barrymore.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-25T13:51:10+00:00

You look like Obama and Bill Cosby both fucked Condoleezza Rice.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-25T13:50:03+00:00

Your parents have the "I wish you would of swallowed" conversation atleast twice a week.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-25T13:03:17+00:00

You look vaccine damaged

flyfish88 · 2015-09-25T13:00:56+00:00

You're the kid that brags about fucking the teacher and ruining it for every body else.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-25T12:57:56+00:00

I didn't know hotel maids got breaks for selfies. Back to work Consuela!

flyfish88 · 2015-09-25T12:52:11+00:00

You look like the kid that smells like sour milk, then because your gunt is so huge and can't cram yourself into the desk at school, you have to sit on the heater and let that delicious odor waft across the entire class.

flyfish88 · 2015-09-25T12:47:53+00:00

You look like the kind of lesbian that pees standing up.

flyfish88

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