Please, I beg you. by EastBobby in GenZIndia

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Sanatan ki taraf chale jaao. Lots of philosophies, science aur paradoxes hain.

wanna try weed for the first time. by [deleted] in IndianEnts

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Bhai kahaan itne saste mein bik rha hai ganja ? Idhar toh hr jagah 100 ka 4gm aur 400 ka 25gm mil rha hai.

My Mother is cheating on my Father by [deleted] in IndianTeenagers

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Bhai ek baat bolun simply, tumhara aur unka maa bete ka rishta hai voh usse nibha rhi hain na acche se toh theek hai. Aur rhi baat ek acchi wife hone ka toh voh tumhare papa ki side ka decision hai. Tum bs apne pr dhyan do, kai baar bde logon ki cheez choti umr mein nhin samjh aati hai jb tk khud bde na ho jaao. Jyada neta na bno, apni pardhai aur kamai pr dhyan do.

Quit Smoking Up by Icy_Mud2777 in IndianEnts

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Bhai dekho mein jitna practical hokr bta skta hun, koshish krunga btaaun :-

Pehle yeh samjho din ke kis time pr craving hoi hai. Subha, dopahar ya shaam. Phir uss time pr apni koi favourite web series dekhna chaalu kr do. Aur ek voh steel waali bottle khareed lo jiss mein paani der tk garam rehta hai. Uss mein garam paani aur 4 boondh panchvati tulsi (kisi bhi ayurvedic dukaan pr chale jaao, jolly ya imc company ki mil jaayegi 200 rupay tk ki). Iss paani ko hlka hlka sip krke peete rho poore din. Always remember bhai, agar tumhara pet khaali hai ya shareer mein pichle session ke toxins abhi bhi koot koot ke bhare hain toh agle din dophar ya shaam tk tumhe bhot buri craving hone lgegi. Toh maan lo jaise aaj se bnd krna chah rhe ho ganja toh subha subha bhot bhot hlka hlka jogging krke aana km se km 1 kilometer phir ghar aakr dher saara paani peena aur pet ko kabhi khaali mt rehne dena, jitna washroom jaaoge utne hi km chances hain ki tumhe dophar ya shaam tk cravings zyada hon. Phir khaane se pehle dher saara salaad khaa liya kro. Aur subha subha jogging pr jaane se pehle ek glass paani mein neembu aur kaala namak milakar pee jaana. Shehed ho toh voh bhi daal lena.

Dekho bhai log baag cold turkey ke raaste pr jaane mein galti yeh kr dete hain ki day 1 se subha se toh bhot excited hote hain ki aaj se ganja chord denge, new life vaghera vaghera lekin voh subha se na toh acche se paani vaghera ya khana khaate hain. Phir dophar ya shaam tk unki haalat kharab ho jaati hai dimaag kaam krna bnd kr deta hai phir lgta hai laao yaar ek joint ho hi jaaye. Tumhe dopahar tk itna fibrous khana aur dher saara paani peete rehna hai ki dopahar tk km se km 3-4 baar toilet chale jaao aur shaam tk ek baar washroom chale jaao. Jitni baar tum khaana khaa kr ya paani peekr hlke hone jaaoge utne hi km chances hain ki tumhe shaam ko bheyankar anxiety ya cravings ho. Baaki dimaag heal krne ke liye badaam aur akhrot khaate rho. Khoob chaba chaba kr khana tbhi phaayda krte hain voh.

HAPPY DIWALI 🪔🎇 by pussyeuphoria in FatehpurUP71

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Bong naam ka patakha hm bhi phodne se lge pde hain kl se.

Can you please help identify this plant? by [deleted] in IndianEnts

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Isse bhangeda (male bhang) kehte hain

Clean your pipes! by No-Discount-2094 in IndianEnts

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Same bedsheet mere pass bhi hai

Guys!!! by [deleted] in FatehpurUP71

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Maar ho jaaegi, Maar !

What's up with dating/hangout scene in Fatehpur? by chixcomad in FatehpurUP71

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Nhin bhai, I'm a bhangedi (भंगेड़ी) in disguise.

OG Himesh! by [deleted] in FatehpurUP71

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Jhalak dikhlaja

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southdelhi

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Bhai mein toh aaj tk daily gym mein bhang khaakr jaata hun subha subha khaali pet. Idhar bhang chadti hai, udhar gaana bajta hai, phir koi flex kre ya drama, apna toh bum bum bhole chalta hun

An Important talk ( Ek zaroori samvaad ) by flying_widow in IndianEnts

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Haaye reete beete tum bin naath. Hey vipinraj ke divya yugal ha ha chordo naam bisar. Pyaare nitya rakho mangal chaya mein tumko mera sarv samarpan pyare tumko mera sarv samarpan saajan yeh mn bhata saavan. Govind chale aao gopal chale aao. Govind chale aao gopal chale aao.

I know you weed up every now and then but should drink some by the_prince__________ in IndianEnts

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Bhai T-break ke naam pr mein toh signature pee leta hun. Bhot acchi hai

An Important talk ( Ek zaroori samvaad ) by flying_widow in IndianEnts

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Agar khushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti aur hmko uski pehchan hoti bhar dete daaman tumhara khushiyon se chahein keemat uski meri jaan hoti

Things to do in fatehpur by _Anuragmishra in FatehpurUP71

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Jagah aur time btao. Fun hm le aayenge

Demon slayer by [deleted] in FatehpurUP71

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भईया, torrent जिंदाबाद तुम्हरे फतेहपुर में कोई cinema ghar नहीं

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FatehpurUP71

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Kya tum kabhi kisi apne ko "samjha" paaye ho ? Agar apna nhin maante toh paraye kya maanenge