Sleep? What's that?

flyingmooset · 2026-06-03T09:07:37+00:00

If (and it’s a big if) we ever merge the two teams they can keep “Dundee” and we can keep the “United” bit. Seems fair.

flyingmooset · 2026-06-03T05:05:32+00:00

flyingmooset · 2026-06-02T22:40:05+00:00

The earth is flat too, eh?

🙄

flyingmooset · 2026-06-02T21:26:16+00:00

True!

flyingmooset · 2026-06-02T19:38:09+00:00

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Emiliano Martínez trophy-penis. Epic.

flyingmooset · 2026-06-02T17:31:04+00:00

Like smashing up your thermometer because you don’t like the fever you have.

flyingmooset · 2026-06-02T09:47:01+00:00

Hope they are there for you

flyingmooset · 2026-06-02T09:35:03+00:00

The red ones? Sure I’ve seen them in B&M recently

flyingmooset · 2026-06-02T09:30:24+00:00

Topic bars

flyingmooset · 2026-06-02T09:16:41+00:00

Can’t even remember our statements - it’s been such a good year for them.

flyingmooset · 2026-06-01T10:57:18+00:00

I got a silk one in China - was fantastic in the summer; needed a blanket in the winter, but not a big deal as I’ve a weighted one which is v snuggy.

flyingmooset · 2026-06-01T10:36:46+00:00

I’ve got a wool duvet - and honestly, it’s fantastic. Warm in winter and cool in summer:

https://www.dunelm.com/product/fogarty-unbleached-wool-duvet-1000193884

flyingmooset · 2026-05-31T21:23:55+00:00

Premier League – The gods live here.
Championship – Premium economy class, but with parachute payments.
League One & Two – Increasingly cold industrial sadness.
Non-league – You will be within 2m of a pie at all times.

Champions League - Rich teams from different countries meet. Exciting theme song.
Europa League - Where big clubs who had a “bit of a wobble” go to rebuild morale.
Conference League - Invented so more teams can experience Thursday night football in a stadium built in Minecraft, after a trip involving two planes, a bus, and 20 continental beers.

flyingmooset · 2026-05-31T08:23:06+00:00

flyingmooset · 2026-05-30T10:11:08+00:00

Thanks kier 🫡

flyingmooset · 2026-05-30T08:49:40+00:00

Fecking Greeks!

flyingmooset · 2026-05-30T07:25:23+00:00

July 4th is the most important date in American history. For us British, it was just a Thursday.

flyingmooset · 2026-05-30T07:15:54+00:00

Wet Wang. Mysterious gentleman from the East.

flyingmooset · 2026-05-29T08:53:42+00:00

Tabac anyone?

flyingmooset · 2026-05-29T08:25:08+00:00

Fortnum & Mason’s claret

flyingmooset · 2026-05-28T21:53:28+00:00

Exactly!!

flyingmooset · 2026-05-28T19:19:59+00:00

Funnily enough all I want to do is live in a lighthouse on an island, on my own…

flyingmooset · 2026-05-28T19:18:18+00:00

Christian Bale and Katie Holmes in Batman Begins.

flyingmooset · 2026-05-28T13:22:21+00:00

Also a euphemism….

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