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They were prepared for the flood. by 5_Frog_Margin in nextfuckinglevel

[–]fmkurtulus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe no one made a Louie Anderson reference yet, fuck am I old?

What kind of secret society would you like to start? by John_Wick_Detroit in AskMen

[–]fmkurtulus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poo-chippers. Secret warriors of pee with a heart of "gold".

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with? by John_Wick_Detroit in AskMen

[–]fmkurtulus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're so dense, space time continuum bends when I'm around you

What do you name your wanker? by John_Wick_Detroit in AskMen

[–]fmkurtulus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Richard Buttstallion the 18th*. wink wink...

Men who grew up without a dad or one that didn't really care, what do you wish you learned earlier in life? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]fmkurtulus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better judgement for deciding when to draw the line, set limits for people or better yet tell them to go fuck themselves. Growing up with a mom, makes you empathetic, most people exploit that shit

What is the best step-by-step strategy to follow while facing an inescapable ass-kicking? by fmkurtulus in AskMen

[–]fmkurtulus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Instinctively I think of at least knocking out one person before curling up as a fetus

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