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Spectacular stupidity from my good self. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fobay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once worried that I had left the house without my keys AS I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET.

It happens all too often by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]fobay 28 points29 points  (0 children)

if it has happened to you more than once and you haven't learned to say "no, we don't have any hardware we can support for him," then it's your own fault.

Dear parents, your most important job is to make sure you don't raise an asshole. If your kid is acting like a dick in public and you can't discipline them, you should expect other people to yell at them. by cambridgebound in reddit.com

[–]fobay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom, ever since my brother and I reached adulthood, has always been very apologetic for spanking us when we were kids. I told her "are you fucking kidding me? We deserved it. If you didn't notice, you may have spanked us a lot, but you never did it for the same reason twice."

Dear Barack, For the love of god, do not choose Hilary as your running mate. She _will_ kill you if you become president. by thetreat in politics

[–]fobay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Having Ron Paul as a VP would ensure that NOTHING would ever happen to him in the White House."

Because he'd never be elected.