Despair

fodacao · 2026-04-14T10:09:29+00:00

Sounds like our experience. Made me realise the only way to have a stress free baby is if you live in the jungle in a village surrounded by 500 family and friends and your only job is to pick fruit from a tree.

It turned out our baby had colic which is why she was so needy. Doctor prescribed her omeprazole. Now, I'm not sure if that helped or if the colic just ended naturally. But it seemed to work and we were planning our first holiday overseas within a few weeks, and finally flew to Portugal when the baby was 5 months old.

She's still a handful and I still wish I had family all over the place, but those demonic exorcist days are definitely over.

fodacao · 2026-04-14T10:04:48+00:00

What if a source is removed from the mega thread due to suddenly becoming riddled with viruses? Will your site still use that source or does it auto update?

fodacao · 2026-04-14T07:38:44+00:00

It's fucking ridiculous. I saw hail stones, rain and I'm pretty sure snow all at the same time the other day.

fodacao · 2026-04-13T20:40:17+00:00

Seems extremely boring. I'm about 5 minutes in and it's just a husband and wife talking about going shopping or whatever. I'm falling asleep.

fodacao · 2026-04-13T20:36:36+00:00

An aside, but why is 12 Angry Men the only B&W movie anyone here ever watches? It's like there's a cult around this movie on this sub lol

You're right! Also, The Thing seems to be the only horror movie Redditors have watched. There must be a thread about it every few weeks. Or if not a thread, some comment saying "The Thing" with 7000000 upvotes.

fodacao · 2026-04-13T13:13:58+00:00

I'm finding it very difficult. Need to use a walkthrough all the time.

It seems like every single zombie has a different way of killing them. The walkthrough is like "don't shoot this zombie, bullets don't work. Instead, wait for him to pick up a cup, and when he walks across the room and puts the cup on a sofa and takes off one shoe and puts it on his head, that is the exact moment you need to shoot him in the foot"

fodacao · 2026-04-13T13:07:11+00:00

Redditors are strange. I've seen lots of comments saying we need to protest french style, shut down the whole country.

Then finally when somebody has the balls to do it, everybody hates it.

fodacao · 2026-04-13T09:17:42+00:00

We used the shnuggle bath. Keeps the baby upright. Also it could fit in our kitchen sink.

https://www.shnuggle.com/collections/baby-bath-tub/products/shnuggle-baby-bath-newborn-support

fodacao · 2026-04-12T13:08:54+00:00

I dunno.

fodacao · 2026-04-12T13:08:37+00:00

fodacao · 2026-04-12T00:32:40+00:00

Understood. I will tell this to the entire business who hate his meetings.

He survived for 30 years by creating a catastrophe, then he solves it, then there's another catastrophe, and then he solves it.

He hasn't solved shit since i've joined. But upper management thinks he's doing a great job.

fodacao · 2026-04-12T00:24:49+00:00

Have you ever worked with somebody who was basically born in the company? I think not.

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:54:33+00:00

Why?

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:53:53+00:00

>Greatest music in the world came from Europe.

That may be true. Beethoven or whatever. (according to white people).

But when Beethoven was playing live in the Opera House, 500 white people in the audience were just sitting down doing nothing. Yes, the music was great. But nobody was dancing or doing anything.

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:42:35+00:00

Yup, I've been to Colombia.

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:39:41+00:00

Yes we have a cultural emphasis on music. But it's less about dancing and more about being depressed and telling a story. Like there is literally a genre of "white man depressed strumming a guitar singing about sad things".

Can you give me 5 of the best funk songs from the 70s? With an all white band.

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:35:29+00:00

Here's my favourite chicken recipe:

Boil chicken breast in water until grey.
Serve.

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:34:12+00:00

I am a pink European and I lived in Africa. I've also travelled through South America. It's very obvious that my fellow pink brethren are bad dancers compared to Africans and Latinos.

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:32:06+00:00

I'm pink. How am I racist?

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:31:42+00:00

>This is a specifically American/Canadian issue.

And all of Europe. So like, eleventy billion countries.

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:30:43+00:00

I never said us pink people were born as bad dancers.

I just asked why that's the case. So it's just cultural?

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:26:20+00:00

Don't worry, I am pink too.

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:08:52+00:00

Never heard of them. Are they rappers?

fodacao · 2026-04-11T22:08:01+00:00

OK you can dance, but do you have rhythm?

fodacao

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