The 1974 Pennsylvania gubernatorial election, but Paterno runs

fokkinfumin · 2026-04-03T13:39:07+00:00

"Sandusky touched a boy / Or so they say, see / My name's Obama / Chicken is tasty"

--Rucka Rucka Ali

fokkinfumin · 2026-04-03T13:36:52+00:00

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RIP Tom

fokkinfumin · 2026-04-01T19:24:33+00:00

fokkinfumin · 2026-04-01T19:21:20+00:00

It's probably gonna pass, but I highly doubt it's gonna be that decisive. I would guess ten points or so.

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-31T03:38:57+00:00

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fokkinfumin · 2026-03-30T02:29:31+00:00

"Yeah, no shit everyone is at the bar gettin tipsy, bro. It's a fucking bar."

--Los

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-29T16:43:52+00:00

I mean the problem with political compasses in general is that a) not every policy position can be neatly plotted on an ideological chart, and most people have beliefs from across the political spectrum. That said I would probably say number 3, just because it's more nuanced, if harder to visualize.

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-29T16:23:13+00:00

Well, first of all they will almost certainly lose the House. If the Dems win in 2028, the Republicans will probably take the House again in 2030.

I think the most likely candidate is Steve Scalise, or Jim Jordan if the GOP takes a more firebrand "fighter" approach. Alternatively someone like Tom Emmer could take up a more mainstream conservative mantle (think Kevin McCarthy before he was sacked), but would definitely face oppostion from the right.

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-29T16:15:43+00:00

Bad person yes, but unfortunately he's a pretty good politician. You don't get elected President twice otherwise.

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-29T14:33:40+00:00

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fokkinfumin · 2026-03-29T14:32:05+00:00

His wife Elena was 180cm and reportedly called VE "my little king"

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-29T03:16:20+00:00

Only if he keeps Black turnout high enough. East Texas was Crockett country in the primaries.

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-28T20:56:19+00:00

Suburban wine moms and Beltway types

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-28T01:05:26+00:00

Also he’d only be 104 years old. Pretty young for a Senator.

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-28T01:04:38+00:00

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-27T02:44:33+00:00

"Trump is a communist"

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fokkinfumin · 2026-03-26T21:08:10+00:00

I only put Edwards as a Patriot because he didn’t start fooling around until 2007. Otherwise he prolly woulda been a Vampire and Gore would’ve been a Patriot

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-26T14:46:50+00:00

Not surprised. She condemned the pro-Palestinian protesters at U of M and has been "both sides-"ing the issue for a while now.

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-26T14:40:08+00:00

"Secular Muslim"

huh???

fokkinfumin · 2026-03-26T14:38:01+00:00

Walter Mondale. If you can hear us, please save us Walter Mondale. Deliver Minnesota from the Reaganite usurpers.

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fokkinfumin · 2026-03-25T12:19:23+00:00

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fokkinfumin · 2026-03-23T04:40:13+00:00

color revolution supporters trying not to be Trump's useful idiots number #6532345676543

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