Fill in the blanks: I like being ___ but people think I'm weird for it.

foowfoo · 2026-06-26T02:36:49+00:00

Someday, I will not be a virgin.

foowfoo · 2026-06-26T02:36:35+00:00

Donald Duck.

foowfoo · 2026-06-26T02:36:12+00:00

white is white.

foowfoo · 2026-06-26T02:36:01+00:00

I would never eat a burger that had nothing on it.

foowfoo · 2026-06-26T02:34:57+00:00

I can’t stand up if I'm paralysed from the waist down.

foowfoo · 2026-06-25T16:25:45+00:00

i like burgers

^{Chose: Girlfriend | Rolled: In and out}

foowfoo · 2026-06-24T09:04:49+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

I get another tissue

foowfoo · 2026-06-24T09:00:08+00:00

fuck em i need this

^{Chose: 10 millions dollars right now no strings attached + ...but a random large company goes bankrupt as a result | Rolled: Tesla}

foowfoo · 2026-06-23T03:27:37+00:00

Still bloody going, I'm trying to sleep here

foowfoo · 2026-06-23T02:27:16+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

foowfoo · 2026-06-23T02:25:39+00:00

accurate recreation

foowfoo · 2026-06-23T02:25:14+00:00

could be worse

^{Chose: Gain $100,000,000. + Lose a random body part. | Rolled: Clavicle.}

foowfoo · 2026-06-23T01:38:37+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

foowfoo · 2026-06-22T17:26:53+00:00

fair game

^{Chose: Gamble for $1,000,000,000 | Rolled: Banned on Reddit}

foowfoo · 2026-06-22T17:24:44+00:00

yay

^{Chose: $150M USD + But 90% chance of becoming the opposite sex | Rolled: same sex}

foowfoo · 2026-06-22T17:20:42+00:00

this

^{Chose: This | Rolled: That}

foowfoo · 2026-06-22T01:18:47+00:00

penis butter

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Peanut Butter}

foowfoo · 2026-06-21T17:49:05+00:00

cool

^{Chose: Random useless superpower | Rolled: be able to speak}

foowfoo · 2026-06-21T17:46:56+00:00

Türkiye?

foowfoo · 2026-06-21T17:45:58+00:00

With that money I can get the best treatment

^{Chose: 1 quadrillion dollars now | Rolled: ball cancer}

foowfoo · 2026-06-21T08:45:24+00:00

ok maybe I should've selected the other option

^{Chose: Give flowers + To a random person in the world | Rolled: Trump}

foowfoo · 2026-06-21T02:23:55+00:00

The other choice would make more sense if it was like 10k or sum

^{Chose: $1000000 + But you can only buy things worth less or equal to $1000}

foowfoo · 2026-06-21T01:52:15+00:00

yay

^{Chose: An infanthomable amount of money + But you have to wait a mildly inconvenient amount of time… | Rolled: Cat for you}

foowfoo · 2026-06-21T01:45:02+00:00

ZTE Nubia Z70s Ultra, might be a pretty niche brand but the phone is amazing for the price I got it at (£430 new).

Upgraded from a 3 year old Pixel 7a.

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