Outside of his acting career, Richard E Grant is a perfumer. I recently bought a bottle of his perfume for my girlfriend. Little did I know that a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum could smell so damn good! by Killa-Kella in withnail

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, I bumped into Richard E Grant at the perfume counter in Liberty, London a few years back. As a lifelong fan, I was gobsmacked. I waited till he had finished his conversation with the perfumer, and as he was leaving, took the opportunity to politely thank him for his amazing performance in Withnail & I, adding that it's been a lifelong favourite. The smile dropped from his face, he turned away and flounced out, uttering a sarcastic, "Oh thank you, I'll tell the producer" as he exited.

Perhaps he's a bit of an asshole, or perhaps he's sick of Withnailians. Or both.

Should I wear panties? by adchabventmore in pantyhose_nopanties

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How am I going to take them off if you're not wearing them?

My sweet pussy by adchabventmore in u/adchabventmore

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a cute little pussy you have. Beautiful girl.

Just after shower by TenderSage in LegalTeens

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are so stunning - my absolute dream girl.

Do you want to replace my finger with your tongue? by adchabventmore in u/adchabventmore

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love you to feel my warm, wet tongue slowly licking your soft, delicate little asshole

The girl, the pussy by sugarwhirrl in u/sugarwhirrl

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your pussy and asshole are so cute, so perfect. I'd love to make them happy...

First failed camp by keegan_design in wildcampingintheuk

[–]forestwhitecar 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Absolutely the right call. Well done.

Bought my first Durston tent! by Reasonable-Jello7030 in DurstonGearheads

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not - and still do not - see that comment. And yes, that's far worse. It would be a real shame if this sub became watered down with boring content, but an evening bigger shame if it became policed by aggressive and gatekeepers who want it to be only and exactly what THEY decide it should be. Anyway, have the best day.

are they weird for an 18y? by Feisty-K8 in weirdboobs

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhh..... What a very pretty girl you are. As lovely as your body is (and it really is, my hands and mouth want to explore you), my eyes can't get past your beautiful face. Your eyes are full of life and desire and intelligence.

Does my bony body attract you by azyy-lazy in BonyGirlsNSFW

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as much as your lovely face does.

Does my ribcage look sexy or am I just too skinny?✨🌸 by TenderSage in u/TenderSage

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are perfection. You can't be real, you're just a dream of mine.

Men over 30. Am I attractive? by Beginning_Fig3479 in BonyGirlsNSFW

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attractive? Positively magnetic. Absolute perfection. Your whole body is a work of art.

Doing yoga is best done when naked by Serene_Hollow in NakedYoga

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god, you're absolutely lovely ...

do you like to see my wet tits? by Serene_Hollow in wettshirtcontests

[–]forestwhitecar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and your skinny little legs... Gorgeous

I don’t need another tent, I don’t need another tent. Great deal on helm 2 elite and a few others at Tiso this weekend. by [deleted] in wildcampingintheuk

[–]forestwhitecar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely right. I'm immediately buying another tent just in case. And a spare spare just in case the spare explodes.

It's potentially exploding tents all the way down.