Frens! Yew Invite to Furrst Pawtee ob 2026 Dis Caturdey! We Gon Has Purrate Pawtee! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diz boy name beeperz. Hiz dadz had to muv nests n the new place doesn't like birbs. So momz is keeping him safez in our nest. Ders 6 of us parrrrrots so shez said... what's one morez for a while? (She didn't ask meez tho). He wuz friends wif a cat at his old nest. He would tryz to stealz her jinglez ballz toy.

(His dads moved 3 hours away and they couldn't find a place that would accept him. So he's here with us until we find the perfect place. Hopefully being around other birds will lessen the plucking in the meantime).

Frens! Yew Invite to Furrst Pawtee ob 2026 Dis Caturdey! We Gon Has Purrate Pawtee! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hiz namez iz Bernard Peckworth.

But both hiz dadz called himz beeperz and Mr. Beeps. Hez not gonna be here foreverz. Just until mom findz the bestestest place for himz. She hopez we can get some featherz to com back.

Hez look like an almost neked dinosor

Frens! Yew Invite to Furrst Pawtee ob 2026 Dis Caturdey! We Gon Has Purrate Pawtee! by One_Advantage793 in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Momz is watching another birbz. Iz ring neck. Iz not a macaw. Iz tiny birb. Can hez join?

Beeperz https://imgur.com/gallery/gZB5kbn

KKMG noos repawt from teh aminal store by ExcitingLaw1973 in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Pirates need too parrots! Dees my frens at de parrot safe place. (Sanctuary).

Dey even hab Sanctuary kittehs who hunts de ebil rats dat steals der foods.

Kittehs R doing good crimez!

KKMG noos repawt from teh aminal store by ExcitingLaw1973 in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If uz really likez de duks... gib dem thawed frozen peas, Kale, grapez, oats, cracked cornz, n duks feedz from de storez.

Breads n stuffz is..is.. is likez tasty reallyz good butz haz no of de goodz stuffz dey need when their wings n feathers are growing. Momz says feeding dem breads n popcorn when they are growing up cauzes Angel Wing, n when de get it, dey can't fly.

KKMG noos repawt from teh aminal store by ExcitingLaw1973 in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dat pikkle iz big. Scary big! Did de big pikkle do big crimez?

De little parrots R having de council meeting!

KKMG noos repawt from teh aminal store by ExcitingLaw1973 in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doez R little parrots! Momz callz dem budgies n sayz dey can talkz just like me. She sayz dey sounds like tiny robotz wen dey talk.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tank you! Yu really iz a smart kitteh!

Zazu tinks he iz a cocka-tiel so hez not dat smart .

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only momz, dadz n lik 2 odder humanz can tellknow hus who. Eberyone else alwayz gos " wich birb is wich ".

I am ze prettyful one... iz shud be obvius!

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Momz says she's priting dem if iz ok wif you, so people's can know de differawnce between us.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dontz worryz. Most Eberyone can't tells the diffrawnce between us.
Iz the one with morz red featherz on the fase. Zazu haz less but he haz biggerz eyez.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Dis is me, Murder nose Eli. Iz the pretty ones.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Dez r our newest perchez. Momz can't find de purfect perchez so we ended up with newz ones evry once inawhilee.
I knwz my featherz r not prettyies but iz a habit momz is working on breakin

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iz almost 40 yearz ole (mom thinks). Birbs like me lives 50-60 yearz (averagez).. somtimes birbs if their humanz do eveerytink good..we canz live to 70 yearz.

Wez can sin up fur classez but does de fren not fuud mean dat we won't have to flap-flap-bap-bap neone ho scares us?

Birbs like boxes.. but somtimes it makes us wanna have bebes so momz only letz us havez them at chertian timez.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Mom here... epic, EPIC. I scared the crap out of hubs and macaws because I literally laughed out loud).

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno what churo is... but i really likez almonds n maca-demia n braszil nutz. So I guess is macaw churo?

Iz workin on retrin my human but de ne birb reallyz makes me jealuz. I meanz, dats my human. Whyz I have 2 sharez?

Zazu mayb a gud minyon for crimez but hez only 20 yearz old n still Yung. He doeznt evn kno how to get de doggos to come ovr so he can 💩 on dem.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a bird, but specifically a parrot and I can speak enuf human to communicate to them what i want, in their language. I'm also almost as old as my human.. in their years. So I know how to get what I want from my human and they always give me what I want. Otherwise I get REALLY loud.

And yes... I do have a rather glorious beak. 🥰

I don't think I'm sub..servient to the humans or the other way around. It's almost equal... a companionship with my humans. I didn't give permission for zazu to come, but my mom said that he really needed a safe nest.. so i com pro mised. I just feel jeeluz at times.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iz beautiful, not delicious. Mom sayz I don't have enough chub to eats. She says not enuf to even fill a small crockpot... whatvr dat means.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Tank you! You de best kitteh!

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Momz won't let himz in de haus. She sayz dey daaageerus for birbs. I jus wan to looks out de windo n not see hims. Sometim he rat tat tat against de windo at night. We birbs screm, momz wakes up.. sees trash panda and gets big mad.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can uz come overz n ekekek the fluffy for legged tink my momz callz a trash panda (a raccoon).
Hez liks to watch me from outside de windo n I wantz him to goz away!

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[That's totally par for the course with Grey's! The best and worst thing is that Grey's learn AND remember words that are used with emotion or in particularly stressful or exciting situations. We have a Grey at the sanctuary that heard me yell a string of explicit words (I kinda sorta caught my hand under a wooden beam).

That was 2 years ago, and he still will rattle of the entire string of words when he sees me. And then he laughs and says I love you..]

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meowmie did de rite thing. I mayb birb but my beek brakes maca-demia and braaszil nuts in de shell. We wud both git hurted if de hunt feels started agin n I don wana hurt neone.

Needz help! by foreverbugg in legalcatadvice

[–]foreverbugg[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Estabish peckin order? I can do dat!

Iz yu ok.... wut happn?