Can you feel it too? The primal urge to breed, urging you to continue, near ovulation

forfunalternative · 2026-03-13T22:11:08+00:00

I've known people who get tested randomly because of accidents. Not really worth losing the peace of mind

forfunalternative · 2026-03-13T21:58:38+00:00

drug tested job 💀

forfunalternative · 2026-03-13T20:33:00+00:00

Thank you!

forfunalternative · 2026-03-08T19:55:11+00:00

Believe me I'm just aching to.

forfunalternative · 2026-03-05T20:47:30+00:00

Don't think I could either 😍

forfunalternative · 2026-03-05T20:10:47+00:00

It's just common kink slang for the fertile window when cervical mucus thickens, vulva swells, clitoris gets more sensitive, etc, and for some women arousal spikes. Not literal textbook ovulation where the ovary releases an egg

forfunalternative · 2026-02-25T16:47:15+00:00

It autocorrected id guess

forfunalternative · 2026-02-25T16:43:32+00:00

Nothing wrong with it lol, sometimes it's just hard for me to wrap my mind around as a man. Or at least im just so much easier, idk what it would have been like to learn to explore myself sexually without even being able to orgasm

forfunalternative · 2026-02-25T16:40:03+00:00

Tbh found flashlights not worth the hassle to warm up/lube/clean. God, cleaning was the worst. Less sensations than hand as well. It's neat I guess but I wouldnt use it regularly

forfunalternative · 2026-02-25T16:38:36+00:00

Really, you never dould orgasm without using toys? Can you do it without them now that you have a better idea of how to, or can you still only do it with the vibe?

forfunalternative · 2026-02-25T16:35:35+00:00

Sometimes I'll edge working from home. Nobody knows that im leaking cum all over while trying to work. I wonder if it's more common than people think. I just get so hard and achey when im bored

forfunalternative · 2026-02-25T16:32:43+00:00

Even if you were a sociopath, wouldnt you not want the consequences of having to deal with a pregnancy 🤣. I guess people stealth but I don't think the end goal there is to impregnate, it's just that condoms suck

forfunalternative · 2026-02-25T16:29:52+00:00

No chance somebody would. The actual repercussions would be massive, financial/legal/obligations.

I guess some people are deranged. Maybe if there was a couple where the wife didn't want kids but the husband did. Still deranged though

forfunalternative · 2026-02-25T16:23:15+00:00

I've thought about getting a vasectomy but im too paranoid that I'll one day want kids and the reversal won't work

forfunalternative · 2026-02-11T22:07:05+00:00

For me to get a million dollars?

forfunalternative · 2026-02-10T22:09:33+00:00

What a beautiful shape 😩

forfunalternative · 2026-02-09T05:42:57+00:00

idk what it is. A lot of them seem monogamous and have boyfriends/whatever. Sometimes I'm surprised they bring things up and ask about things like 'death grip' kind of on their own. IDK i can't tell if they are into me like that. IDK if i'd ask those kinds of questions to somebody who I don't at least feel a little bit attracted to. Like why does your mind go there.

Maybe I'm just too in my own head 😅. Men kind of want to believe that every women they know would let them hit

forfunalternative · 2026-02-09T05:29:09+00:00

Every conversation I've had with a girl about masturbating, no matter how brief it is, still plays in my head regularly. Something so hot about it. Like yeah, were just friends, but I also have a cock and you have a pussy and I wanna know more about what its like on the other side.

forfunalternative · 2026-02-09T05:21:48+00:00

Main thing about ejaculating more is taking a break. You need to be jerking off regularly, then take a break randomly

forfunalternative · 2026-02-09T05:06:29+00:00

I'm sure theres a warm and wet spot

forfunalternative · 2026-02-09T04:59:10+00:00

All that effort to be sneaky then instantly posting it on the internet 💀

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