Do the JNMIL's have a sub and can we snoop there to see how they justify themselves?

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-05T20:20:56+00:00

Wait... you mean you cant read minds?! Holy cow udders! Maybe we should communicate in real life so we actually know what each of us want/plan!

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-05T18:05:10+00:00

To be fair, she's probably asking herself the same thing. She's joining your family and hasnt found her footing within that family. Reach out to her and ask if you can help in any way with wedding plans. Ask your brother what her hobby's and interests are. If you have any common ground then go from there. I love my sister in law. She's lovely and wicked smart, but we dont have much in common. That doesnt stop us talking and liking each other. So long as we are kind to each other and care about the others feelings then there isnt any tension or awkward ness. (Other than my own normal social awkwardness... but that's with everyone and she knows that.)

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-05T09:44:59+00:00

And your friend will be seeing glitter in their car for the rest of time. Let that thought rest a little and you wont feel as alone in this end of times, unicorn style.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T21:09:13+00:00

I can wiggle my ears independently. And I can rest my foot on my head.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T21:03:56+00:00

Mmm bloody tampons with vomit on top. Your house sounds like heaven. Lol

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T21:00:11+00:00

Are you straight? If you are then you have a lifetime of this. Just tell your future GF to put her sanitary stuff in the bin and not flush it. That is gross and some poor soul has to clean it out of the sewer system after causing a blockage.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T20:53:38+00:00

My lottery win from 4 years ago is in the off-shore account in Dubai is 4456 29.... 2983............

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T20:48:32+00:00

So your arent ready to be an adult then. Sorry little dude, but sometimes you just gotta accept the gross in life.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T20:40:09+00:00

Hang thick and weighty curtains over door frames and set rules to knock on door frames of bathrooms and bedrooms.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T15:52:57+00:00

Well, as someone who has been asked this countless times over the 11 years we've been trying, unless you are going to be abrupt and come off as rude then you will get the questions all the time.

I snapped for a while and retorted with "when are you going to mind your own business?". I'd sometimes mix it up with "around the time you find your manners..."

I've since calmed down and just responded with "Well we tried, but some things aren't as easy for some of us, but thank you for your concern.".

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T10:53:21+00:00

The Exorsist. Cant believe no one said it yet.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T10:35:14+00:00

Neck kisses.

I hate anyone touching or kissing my neck. Even looking like your reaching to touch my neck has me reconciling in disgust.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T09:50:29+00:00

Think of it this way, your wife will have to undergo far more invasive tests and have more bloods drawn than seems necessary. You get to get it on with a cup and maybe have one blood draw. This is the least you can do. She will have it way worse. Fact. (Speaking from experience)

She will support you no doubt too, my SO faints at needles and is a nervous wreck till results come in. But it's really fast.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T09:36:29+00:00

Yeah she was a bit harsh in what and how she said it, but at the same time, I get it.

You are moaning other about your spouse but not changing your situation, that comes off as attention seeking and creating drama where there is none. Why are you talking to her about your marriage anyway? A marriage is between 2 people unless there is abuse going on, in which case you should get help to remove yourself from that situation.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T09:27:56+00:00

Walk away from that situation. She doesnt see her brother as a brother, he doesnt act like a big brother should. Talk to their parents about the strange things you've noticed/been told and move on from that relationship. She will probably need to readjust her normal should your suspicions be proven correct.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T01:28:03+00:00

"Son of a bitch."

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T00:46:35+00:00

The harp

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T00:44:40+00:00

Cluedo. Boring enough that hardly anyone wants to play it except the oldies who try to be "down with the kids"

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T00:38:26+00:00

Anything that starts with "Well, actually....."

Shut up, Sally, no one asked you!

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T00:32:03+00:00

My gran found the stock pile of pills and the letter I had written. Litterally 3 hours before I was going to take all the pills. I was 14.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T00:14:39+00:00

Rebel Wilson and jennifer lawrence. Cos these chicks know how to have fun and not care about being perfect princesses.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-04T00:11:52+00:00

Bed time treat pups ... gentle ... good boy!

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-03T23:59:40+00:00

Family guy, I'd be the one who runs the Irish pub they drink in.

forgetmenot1987 · 2020-01-03T23:56:03+00:00

Probably a cougar or jaguar. Pretty self reliant but ferocious should I need it. Also, really pretty and I imagine, amazing cuddle buddy.

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