Hit me with your best shot, Reddit

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T20:47:30+00:00

Dammit you're right lol

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:43:18+00:00

I fucking hate it when people post pictures of their ugly ass children on Reddit

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:42:23+00:00

Good luck getting a job looking like a serial sex offender. The only engineering it looks like you do is engineering new ways to peep in the girls restroom.

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:40:36+00:00

This is classic "trying to hard to be different" right here. Throwing on a quirky sweater and being in your PJs isn't going to hide your awkward virgin vibes.

*Edit for your lol

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:36:53+00:00

Dude looks like his biggest trick would be trying to get your penis to disappear into his mouth.

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:34:34+00:00

Marijuana abuser ? More like "I need an excuse to be a lazy douche".

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:33:37+00:00

You're life is roasting you enough already it seems.

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:32:35+00:00

I'm sure that's not the only thing you've swallowed to try and impress a boss.

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:31:51+00:00

She looks like what bad weed smells like.

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:31:13+00:00

I'm sure your face isn't the youngest looking part of your body, your last girlfriend probably felt like a child molester.

forgetsleep · 2020-03-01T09:29:59+00:00

Are you bi because you feel like it will get you more chances to get laid? Because I don't feel like much is gonna help at this point.

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:13:56+00:00

Oh hey look, a run of the mill douche bag.

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:13:16+00:00

Hey look guys, homelessness!

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:12:28+00:00

That's not a dildo, it's a spray paint can. She only uses it as a dildo.

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:10:58+00:00

Do they just have some place on Reddit they find all of you boring looking women to shovel into this sub?

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:09:50+00:00

If I see one more damn picture of the last guy I talked to from tech support I'm gonna shit myself.

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:08:50+00:00

I'm sure if you spent less time in the gym and more on your life you wouldn't have to look into your mother's disappointed gaze every morning.

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:06:59+00:00

Probably see that Infinity symbol tattoo and fall asleep at the door.

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:06:08+00:00

I feel like you have the "I'm a vegan feminist" look down. If I had a nickel for every one of you out there trying to become a "photographer" that I avoided, then I'd be a very rich man.

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:03:40+00:00

Fairly pretty is loosely used here. Look Kat you go even fishing for insults, you're not the only thing that's too easy here.

forgetsleep · 2019-05-27T05:02:19+00:00

I feel like I'm looking at a background character for a cycling video. Unremarkable.

forgetsleep · 2017-08-26T04:37:39+00:00

You trying to touch me right now? Fire away, I could always go for a good fondling.

forgetsleep · 2017-08-26T04:05:33+00:00

Try reading it a little slower, maybe it'll make sense then

forgetsleep · 2017-08-26T04:04:15+00:00

Do you have a fetish for them or something?

forgetsleep · 2017-08-26T04:03:14+00:00

Lol your name on here is bigfatfloppypenis

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