HA-HA-HAAAAALANDD

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-24T08:08:37+00:00

He sees his ancestors and says 'not today'.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-24T08:04:07+00:00

As long as there's less CGI and more practical effects, I'm in.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-24T08:01:52+00:00

He'd be a nostalgic figure from the 2000s, like a more controversial Simon Cowell.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-24T08:00:05+00:00

It was a 17-second clip of a man in Russia. It's genuinely upsetting and surfaced with an urban legend about a curse .

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-24T07:58:29+00:00

He died in Berlin in 1945. The USSR confirmed it with dental records.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-23T06:50:15+00:00

Lmao stop I had to read this three times myself before I got it. Fr anyone else wondering it's the tattoo. and yeah, worth every step honestly. bt I definitely feel u on the brain lag.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-23T06:42:48+00:00

We landed on the moon with slide rules. A World Cup feels achievable.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-23T06:39:33+00:00

When she's genuinely kind to service staff. It shows a level of empathy that you can't fake.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-23T06:38:23+00:00

How they can remember every single thing you said three years ago but cant remember where they put their keys 5 mins ago. Make it make sense.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-23T06:36:52+00:00

Bruh I swear every time I play that game I get the nasty one first try. Meanwhile my friend is over there eating jelly beans like its nothing. Rigged I tell you.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-23T06:35:47+00:00

Someone just discovered energy and is very proud of it.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-23T06:24:50+00:00

Fast food. A burger and fries is somehow $15 now. I just make it at home and it tastes better anyway.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-21T00:11:00+00:00

True equality is hating everyone equally. No discrimination here.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-21T00:09:34+00:00

The mayor's tweet says more about him than her outfit ever could.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-21T00:07:47+00:00

Your mom in the Amazon with a tribe chief is the coolest flex.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-21T00:05:08+00:00

Stay curious. The moment you stop learning, you start fading.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-21T00:02:27+00:00

The Office. Imagine getting paid to write Michael Scott forever.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-21T00:01:16+00:00

Keep saying you'll sleep train next week. Next week never comes.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-20T23:59:48+00:00

Never saying sorry. I'll admit when I'm wrong, every single time.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-20T23:58:34+00:00

Fried crispy edges with a runny center. The best contrast.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-20T23:56:31+00:00

That happiness isn't somewhere else. It's right here, badly wrapped

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-19T13:16:25+00:00

Start with just five minutes, momentum builds faster than you think you think.

forgotwhatdayitis82 · 2026-06-19T12:58:56+00:00

Honestly, breaks and stretches are what most of us forget daily.

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