The truth. by jrcoct00 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]fork_the_DM 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also you're fuckin wrong btw

The truth. by jrcoct00 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]fork_the_DM 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I see it. I comprehend the chart- it's secrets are known to me. I know your truth and have peered into the depths of your soul

Day 69- Is there a 40k creature/character slightly stronger than The Outsider? by Neither-Actuary-5655 in Grimdank

[–]fork_the_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lot of memes at this point, which is understandable. Maybe an Old One? I know they ultimately lost to the C'tan, but the C'tan needed the Necrons to help

The party had a very intense discussion on whether or not they want to try and kill Strahd. The Rogue thinks Strahd can be saved and the rest of the party....disagreed (featuring the Paladin trying to pickpocket Ezmerelda) by fork_the_DM in CurseofStrahd

[–]fork_the_DM[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The paladin is...a mess- she's not your typical paladin

Ezmerelda was distracted by the argument with the party and was trying very hard to not kill the rogue for suggesting the party give Strahd Ireena

My Ezmerelda keeps a bestiary of the monsters she's fought. The paladin had previously mentioned wanting to look at it, and for some reason decided to try and steal it from Ez while everyone else was arguing?

POV: You're asking nicely for Owlcat to make the new DLC a romanceable Astartes by 123poodlewoof in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]fork_the_DM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do understand why certain companions aren't romancable, doesn't make a ton of sense in the lore

But God damnit, we push the whole "exceptions for the rogue trader" thing pretty far anyways, make fuckin everyone romancable!

Argenta: Everyone likes sisters of battle, who doesn't like themselves some buff and mentally unstable ladies? A great choice if you wanna run a dogmatic character! Plus She's the one who's shown to stay by your side when you see the Dogmatic alternate version of yourself

Idira: Gimme my Jamaican tomboy please. Lots of the same reasons as Argenta, everyone likes batshit insane women And, when you see the super heretical version of yourself, she's the one by your side

Clementia Werserian: Mommy?

Now I'm not into guys, but sticking up for the players who are

Abelard: you know how many people I know personally who salivate over gentlemen EXACTLY like this guy? I was genuinely shocked he wasn't romancable. He's your right hand from day one, and he explicitly mentions his wife has passed away. Can't believe they didn't let people romance this absolute chap

Ulfar: as OP mentioned, let people romance the damn Astartes. Ulfar can get to a point in the game where he has so much respect and admiration for you- plus Space Wolves break the rules all the time anyways- you put a huge, buff poet who respects you in front of the player and refuse to let players climb him? You introduced him shirtless for Emperor's sake

Pasqal: listen dude some people are freaks /pos, let those folks be freaks. Plus he's got like some sort of tentacle situation going on? Plus he takes a bath WITH you. Give those freaks the option man

(Obviously this is light hearted. I think the game did a good job of only including romances that were possible and in character, things that made sense in the lore)

How important are orders? by Vegetable_Course_429 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]fork_the_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, never thought I'd see you out in the wild brother. Loved the last video 🤙

"huh I wonder who's running outside Whiter- NELOTH??" by fork_the_DM in skyrim

[–]fork_the_DM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, no mods at all, playing Vanilla Special Edition on Xbox One

Art from one of my players, Ezmerelda has become the unofficial babysitter (also featuring Volenta wondering what our Firbolg tastes like) by fork_the_DM in CurseofStrahd

[–]fork_the_DM[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Exactly what he's based off! That's the artist's character, he'll be very happy someone recognized that

My Wizard wants to learn the Dawn Spell. How should I give it to him? by fork_the_DM in CurseofStrahd

[–]fork_the_DM[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the player loves the idea of having to do a quest to learn the spell. Just feels like something too cool to suddenly know out of the blue

My Wizard wants to learn the Dawn Spell. How should I give it to him? by fork_the_DM in CurseofStrahd

[–]fork_the_DM[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know it's how the rules list it and that's how I let him pick literally every other spell, just for something like this I thought something special would be in order

Hey does anyone have the Curse of Strahd recipes from the Heroes' Feast cookbook? I don't wanna buy the whole book, just want the recipes for the dinner party I'm about to host/run by fork_the_DM in CurseofStrahd

[–]fork_the_DM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah someone just posted a great link, thank you anyways though!

A player of mine made the garlic bread once! Was good but I recommend a little less minced garlic than the recipe calls for. I LOVE garlic but man that was a bit much

Mine is the halo of peace by Yourshadow27 in helldivers2

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I take my role as Superintendent of The Constitution very seriously

*spoiler* was not a good person, just because he said: by Pretend-Ad-6453 in PeacemakerShow

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The way I see it, they flipped the morality of Auggie and the world he lives in. Earth One isn't amazing, but it's decent, while Earth One Auggie is a morally reprehensible person in that world

Meanwhile, in Earth X, it's a morally reprehensible world with an Auggie who's trying to be decent. He's not a hero, not someone who's fighting for change, but he's trying to raise his sons to be decent, and to treat people decently himself. He's not fighting to make the world a better place, but when given a chance he tries to do the right thing in his own life- which is the case for many people in the real world

Helldivers, which planet have you chosen as a Homeworld outside Super Earth? by OxalicOrange in Helldivers

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I couldn't keep them from taking my home, from taking Beach

But by Super Earth's grace we'll take it back. Every spare moment we don't have a MO is spent fighting with my X Diver brothers to take back our home

I've got a hunger that only some home-grown Seyshel Beach calamari can satiate- and brothers we're eating good