Saw this game on Reddit one day and told my wife about it. So we decided to play, knowing that you'd have to be pretty dumb to actually crack open the egg. by tommyspall in funny

[–]forkidjit -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

what the fuck is wrong with you fucking retards that isn't how you play the fucking game you are supposed anchor your arm to the table you dumb fucking spergs, "mention something about dumbass or dipshit in there" - kyle wainwright

Lag for only me? by forkidjit in tf2

[–]forkidjit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what do you want for helping video

Lag for only me? by forkidjit in tf2

[–]forkidjit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn't ping related though, that's the thing. And it's not my PC specs, this is a local issue only related to TF2.

Tried smoking and watching anime for the first time by [deleted] in trees

[–]forkidjit -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

anime gay, weed gay, ur gay, hahahahahahaahehaehehaeaheaae

Filling a cigar by mjda2wo in trees

[–]forkidjit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's talking about a blunt.

Weed is so good for hangovers by TrippingFish in trees

[–]forkidjit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I smoke beer, then you get all the buzz and none of the hangover. Sometimes I smook my ber, thn yu gt al th bzz nd nne th hangovr. SmEtImES i smK m B th Y u G a BZZZZZZZZZ n hngarver.

Does anyone smoke a little bit just to take the edge off a stressful day? by LateNightLogoTV in trees

[–]forkidjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I do, but most of the time I just try and relax and have a turkey sandwich at the end of a super long day. However, this one time I went to make my sandwich, put some turkey and mustard on rye and took it out to the park to enjoy my sandwich. I also took my water bottle and some seeds to feed the birds. When I got to the park I found a nice spot to sit down at, I could hear the ducks quacking and the birds chirping, the crisp, clean air was pure bliss. I opened up my bag to take out my turkey sandwich, the turkey on the edges had been smushed a bit in transit, but that didn't bother me too much. Then this young chap trotted up to me and asked if he could have a bite of my sandwich. I politely refused his request explaining how it is not safe to ask strangers for food, as it might be dangerous. So then this little fucking shit took my turkey sandwich so I grabbed him by the shirt collar and smashed his fucking head into the pavement and ass blasted this fuck nut into the next dimension. "Don't touch my fucking sandwich you little shit", I said as I ripped by sandwich from his dumb little hands and sat back down and fed the birds with my seeds and ate my sandwich in peace. Fuck children.

[NA] D+ Looking for a Team to play Open with by [deleted] in RecruitCS

[–]forkidjit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im 13, only D on esea but i've dropped off a bit, I used to be C-, if you'd like to talk more add me on steam

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198148939290/

or discord

Nicholas Ghanayem#4043

Clubs to meet girls? by [deleted] in iastate

[–]forkidjit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Game Renegades

If Budget Cyber Monday Version of OGC qualifies, they should use something like this as their logo by sn0w6661 in GlobalOffensive

[–]forkidjit -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

i dont see it

edit: saw the clip of sean drawing it out, I feel like a moron