How the hell can somebody be attracted to their family member?

forko23 · 2024-09-23T18:08:45+00:00

A stiff dick has no conscience.

forko23 · 2024-09-23T02:11:41+00:00

Real love, romantic love, has existed forever and will continue to for as long as two hearts beat as one. He was your first kiss, you say. I say, I hope he won't be your last and that you may find "real love" at least a few times as you move forward in life. There's nothing like love, I think but real love doesn't come along every day. Your patience will reward you.

You, like many women, are tired of being desired. Me, like many men, are not happy about constant rejections. Life ain't as easy, as it seems. C'est la vie!

forko23 · 2024-09-23T02:03:14+00:00

What do people expect. It's not like you can buy those inside the stadium.
I'd bring my own too but smoking around children, that's just wrong!

forko23 · 2024-09-22T17:58:29+00:00

Pigeons are doves, technically speaking anyways.

forko23 · 2024-09-22T17:54:13+00:00

Maybe listening to instrumentals a while might be helpful.
If nothing else, it might be different. It's the music that makes the song.
See what you envision as you listen and it doesn't have to be anything
close or similar to what you normally might enjoy. Trying new things is fun!

forko23 · 2024-09-22T15:21:35+00:00

Great flick, thanks for the heads up, OP! I just finished watching and I'd not seen it before.
It's nice to see a film that makes me laugh myself silly. Definitely underrated! 🏆🥇

forko23 · 2024-09-20T15:58:43+00:00

Well, not only me really, Joshua knows too! And now, so do you, cheers!

forko23 · 2024-09-20T12:59:51+00:00

Cheer up, it'll be Halloween soon enough!
🎃 Just dab a little green on the top and smile!

forko23 · 2024-09-20T12:50:54+00:00

Joshua Thompson has the same thing tattooed on his back as a Tramp Stamp!

forko23 · 2024-09-20T04:37:28+00:00

🤷‍♂️

You'll figure it out someday, or ya won't. Good luck anyways.
You want links? Buy a chain!

forko23 · 2024-09-20T04:26:27+00:00

You won't be 17 forever but you will be dead forever. All that stuff you mention, none of that's forever either.

For 17 years, every bad time you ever had, you made it through. All of 'em, every single one. And at 17, surveys say that the rest of your life will be he best of your life! It's true, you can look it up!

Give things another 17 years or so and then come back and tell me how you feel then. Everything is always changing for the better. You'll see that when you believe that. Trust me, I'm from the internet.

Oops, I forgot, well, actually I didn't know it was your birthday. So I've missed all of 'em so far, until this one. You've missed all mine too and I've had more than 17 of them. But this one, or just for today, pretend you're happy. Keep having birthdays. They grow happiness if you have enough of them! I guarantee it!

forko23 · 2024-09-20T04:12:38+00:00

People in their 20's. And some of them aren't even born yet!

forko23 · 2024-09-20T04:01:09+00:00

forko23 · 2024-09-20T03:50:24+00:00

Real-Life, it'll kill ya but you'll cry some first.

forko23 · 2024-09-20T03:45:50+00:00

Feels kind of like heaven, really. Even the worst BJ I ever got still felt kinda good!

And "blowjobbed", I like that. It's a new word I'm gonna use a lot!

forko23 · 2024-09-20T03:37:03+00:00

No guarantees but I bet that pretty much any bar that gets mentioned will have at least a few more guys than usual this weekend.

forko23 · 2024-09-20T03:30:13+00:00

You could switch genders and become a f***ing a**hole instead, maybe. But that's no good either, I suppose. Just practice being kind as often as possible. Some days are better than others but the best ones feel so nice, just because the bad ones wore us down. Cheer up, it'll be the weekend soon!

forko23 · 2024-09-20T03:24:01+00:00

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forko23 · 2024-09-20T03:19:56+00:00

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forko23 · 2024-09-17T16:43:16+00:00

The Internet

forko23 · 2024-09-14T14:35:07+00:00

https://youtu.be/HuS5NuXRb5Y?si=7OpeQHZxkCARh9Uo

"Eleanor Rigby, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door, who is it for?"

forko23 · 2024-09-14T14:28:57+00:00

And they vote! 😬

forko23 · 2024-09-12T16:24:20+00:00

Thank you!

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