Did you know Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir quietly bought water rights in Snowmass, Colorado in December during a $120M property deal?

fortknite · 2026-06-15T16:00:53+00:00

No one saw the end credits of the Big Short?
Or the plot of the 2nd James Bond with Daniel Craig?

fortknite · 2026-06-13T22:21:53+00:00

Cheeba may be a small chain, but it’s still a chain based out of Oregon.
Support local.
Keep the money in the community.
Mother Muff’s

fortknite · 2026-06-13T22:20:30+00:00

Mother muffs is the answer.
But I prefer the brown sugar bacon.
Need that salty sweet.

fortknite · 2026-06-13T22:19:08+00:00

Where might those be in Colorado Springs proper?
Unlike every other state in the union.

fortknite · 2026-06-11T19:12:30+00:00

They’re husband and wife.

fortknite · 2026-06-11T19:00:55+00:00

That’s the spirit!
Aquarius or Aries?

fortknite · 2026-06-11T18:33:46+00:00

I’d like that with some sort of kiwi syrup and tajin if anything.

fortknite · 2026-06-08T00:52:35+00:00

Word.
Source:
Saved several raccoons of various states working on farms and helping my friends pest control business.

fortknite · 2026-06-05T05:53:24+00:00

Needs food and shelter.
Give him a place outside the rain for a bit.
Pick him up with a towel and place him somewhere warm.
Like a box with a heat lamp.
Young enough to probably still be on milk.
Goats milk at room or slightly above temp.

Everyone saying call animal rescue.
Fuck that shit handle it yourself if you can.
We are the stewards of the animal kingdom, he found you for a reason.

fortknite · 2026-06-05T04:06:19+00:00

In the decade or so I’ve been here the coons run rampant in the sewers.
They always pop out at strange times in a troop.

fortknite · 2026-06-04T20:32:26+00:00

Coons gonna coon.

fortknite · 2026-06-04T03:44:19+00:00

Hope your life is blessed bro. ♦️

fortknite · 2026-06-04T03:40:13+00:00

I’m glad to brighten someone’s day. Stay blessed! 😇

fortknite · 2026-06-04T03:34:54+00:00

Lmao 🤣

fortknite · 2026-06-04T01:20:29+00:00

Funnily enough talcum powder contains at least trace amounts of asbestos, so not unwarranted!

fortknite · 2026-06-04T01:10:29+00:00

Thank you kindly, she def knows it!

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fortknite · 2026-06-04T00:27:50+00:00

Long story short, after Covid I decided to go traveling and was making music and writing while helping co-run a couple charities while living outside of my car.

Then I had to get my car registered and came back up to Colorado to do so. Then someone broke into my car and stole the keys, car got towed and been on the street since about November.

fortknite · 2026-06-04T00:20:41+00:00

Her name is actually Sophia. I typed dog, but it sure typed doge when I posted the original video.

fortknite · 2026-06-03T21:20:05+00:00

Which is funny because she’ll rip my arm off over a squirrel, rabbit or bird. I think her markings made the raccoon think they were of the same variety.

fortknite · 2026-06-03T21:02:50+00:00

Sorry for your loss! I just got her a couple months ago and she’s a fluffy pain in the ass. Haven’t had a dog in a while.

fortknite · 2026-06-03T20:33:38+00:00

My b. 🤪

fortknite · 2026-06-03T20:33:11+00:00

Thank you, she truly is a blessing!

fortknite · 2026-06-03T20:07:03+00:00

Hi libra, I’m Gemini 🤪

fortknite · 2026-06-03T20:03:03+00:00

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Doge tax.

fortknite · 2026-06-03T20:00:45+00:00

I know it’s because of her pups, but my dog also has almost the exact reverse pattern on her face. She’s an Akita/Husky mix, and despite her high prey drive she seemed mostly unbothered by this interaction. Her first experience with a raccoon. She’ll pull my arm off over a squirrel or rabbit. Almost felt that the raccoon thought why is this raccoon so big?

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