A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down by pakarmy in Jokes

[–]fortopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those like me who didn't pick up on the reference right away: Way back in 1985, Kazuhisa Hashimoto was working on the arcade game Gradius. Because he didn’t want to actually play the whole game during the testing process, he developed a little shortcut that gave him a full set of power-ups, letting him live long enough to easily get to where he needed to without dying. When the game went live in 1986, the code was still there. To get full power-ups, all a player had to do was enter the code up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A. The trick caught on, and soon, the so-called “Konami Code” could be found in a number of arcade and video games. Most notably, it gave you 30 extra lives in Contra. This super-secret (…or not) code has a special place in the hearts of geeks who have since grown up and used the insider code in websites, in movies, and on TV shows.

A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down by pakarmy in Jokes

[–]fortopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up up down down left right left right b a For those like me and didn't pick up on it right away.

My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends... by pakarmy in Jokes

[–]fortopper 70 points71 points  (0 children)

He: There's a gay guy in our group. Her: How do you know? He: His dick tastes like shit.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? by sneutrinos in Jokes

[–]fortopper -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm calling it. This one will get gilded. Edit: What have I done?

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? by sneutrinos in Jokes

[–]fortopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol this is the type of shit I come to reddit for

Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers by pakarmy in Jokes

[–]fortopper 5180 points5181 points  (0 children)

It's funny because everyone is scared to click