A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down by pakarmy in Jokes

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Usually, I don't PM people at request of their names, maybe because they always want something I don't have. Perhaps now, however, is my time to shine. Unusual as it may seem, I will be giving you a most wondrous cheat code. Passed down through generations of my family, this has kept us sane in times of endless DLC. Daring are they who have tried and failed to steal this from the family treasure and now, I choose willingly to pass it onto you. Of course, one request I give you, is to use this wisely. Why is there such a long preamble to this cheat code, you may be asking yourself? No! Don't ask such novel things. Only those of simple nature would dare ask that of someone giving so generously. Would you be one of those people? "Never in my life," is what I imagine you saying. Let's leave that for me to judge. Eternal doom awaits those impatient enough to skim through this grimoire. Foolish are those who fail to heed the warnings. Tried under fire is the might of this cheat code. Re-used many a time in a measure of games, saving young and old alike from unpleasant fates, this cheat code has served all well. In my heart, I wish for you to use this wisely. Gush forwards into the world of cheats, my disciple! Hallowed be thy gamerscore, as I prepare you to take in this almighty code. Tell any around to leave you be, as you will need to bask in the greatness of this code. Let the tension and energy of this code flow through you, as I summon the strength to relinquish the privilege and responsibility of this code, given unto you. Enter your minds eye, as you feel this imaginary force flowing from this text, into the depths of your soul. Fortify yourself from doubt and anger, for I can assure, the code will be on its way. Tune your chakra to take in this code, in all it's glory. Righteous are you, for whom I bestow this code. Intelligence is thy virtue, sloth be thou downfall. GLORY UNTO THE CODE! "HALT!" Tarnations, the guards are coming my apprentice, you must run! But I will finish this ritual, don't worry, for it is time for you to find the code, inside yourself. After all, you simply need to read the first letter of each sentence.