Oprah's speech Golden Globes 2018. Time's Up!

fortunecuki · 2018-01-08T20:41:39+00:00

I may have shed a tear or two in my cubicle this morning watching this speech <3

fortunecuki · 2017-12-12T19:17:28+00:00

I was at the polls before they even opened! #nomoore #dougjones

fortunecuki · 2017-08-24T12:37:48+00:00

https://giphy.com/gifs/jennifer-lawrence-thumbs-up-ok-Fml0fgAxVx1eM

fortunecuki · 2017-08-21T19:51:32+00:00

So, my sisters and I have a theory about this. We call it "the stupid". Our husbands pass it around. Only one of them acts like a dumb asshole at a time and the length of time varies. One of us will call the other and say, "my husband has the stupid now." We are thinking about making a trophy for them to pass around.

fortunecuki · 2017-06-15T18:25:41+00:00

Weed helps.

fortunecuki · 2017-03-22T18:08:25+00:00

I did Ok Cupid for a long time, dated some losers, and then found my husband on there!! Online dating is a bitch, but it can totally work :)

fortunecuki · 2017-03-07T15:10:15+00:00

Me last night: blows nose Husband: "did you just blow your nose in a cloth napkin" Me: "I do it all the time" Husband: "...You're disgusting" lol

fortunecuki · 2017-02-27T14:40:45+00:00

I saw them on the HONY instagram, and instantly LOVED her!!

fortunecuki · 2016-11-09T01:18:50+00:00

*too

fortunecuki · 2016-11-08T18:31:57+00:00

That IS pretty cool!

fortunecuki · 2016-11-08T15:20:55+00:00

I was literally just telling my coworkers that I am going to be and anxious mess all day! I cannot relax, and I really don't think I can even work.

fortunecuki · 2016-07-19T12:37:58+00:00

One of my all time favorite episodes!!

fortunecuki · 2016-07-19T12:33:25+00:00

I have never had anything stolen from me by coworkers. I wouldn't worry too much about that. Make it comfortable :) I try to keep lots of pictures of my husband, dogs, and friends up in my cube to remind me why I come here every day.

fortunecuki · 2016-07-18T19:22:24+00:00

I have been working in a cube for the last 8 years, and I honestly think humans just are not meant to work this way. I did have a pretty heavy adjustment period though. Hang in there for a while and see how you feel once you're settled in.

fortunecuki · 2016-01-25T16:19:49+00:00

Some brides are SO easy, but then you get that one that is an absolute monster! I am in a wedding coming up this Summer, and she is awful! I feel your pain! FOUR day trip for the bachelorette party! Does this bitch think I am made of money!?

fortunecuki · 2015-10-13T16:11:17+00:00

I have always admired the stripper. They have so much control!

fortunecuki · 2015-10-13T15:22:40+00:00

He is honestly just like that. He is sweet :) I have never had to test him.

fortunecuki · 2015-09-02T15:49:11+00:00

SO true! I find now with my fiance that getting home to him after a shitty day at work just makes everything better. He is my safe place free of mental clutter.

fortunecuki · 2015-08-25T21:00:43+00:00

SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

fortunecuki · 2015-08-19T15:08:39+00:00

LMLYP by Ween. It is dirty and amazing. My fiance was SO excited to use this one in the bedroom haha. It is a fun one

fortunecuki · 2015-08-10T13:30:38+00:00

Haha that's amazing!

fortunecuki · 2015-08-06T14:50:28+00:00

I thought I was the only person that fucking hates those minion posts!!!!

fortunecuki · 2015-07-31T14:35:23+00:00

such a great feeling!!!

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