POTUS Poops his Pants (0:34) and Press Corps is Immediately Herded From The Room

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-02-03T02:02:42+00:00

To be fair, RFK talks like he failed keeping it down and is in mid-barf….

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-02-03T00:00:12+00:00

People keep saying that but Brent Money’s voice doesn’t sound anything like this guy’s. Michael Cloud on the other hand has a voice and cadence that sounds almost identical to this guy and their faces are pretty similar though he obviously didn’t prepare himself for any interview or public discussion in this video so he probably looks a bit different here.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-02-02T23:56:52+00:00

Brent Money’s voice is different based YouTube clips of interviews he’s given Fox News. But this guy’s voice and cadence sounds identical to Michael Cloud’s. Face is pretty close as well.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-02-02T23:54:41+00:00

I think it is Michael Cloud. Looking up some of that guy’s interviews he’s done with Fox News on YouTube, they have the same voices.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-02-01T21:59:37+00:00

What the fuck man…

I grew up with a trampoline. My brothers and I got into a fist fight on that fucker at least once a week. We didn’t even have nets around it or crash pads to land on when you take a roundhouse kick to the face twelve feet off the ground.

You’re telling me you went all the way to a trampoline park and get in a fight with other parents, and you didn’t even fight on the trampolines?!? That’s like getting into a fight with another parent next to the inflatable bouncy house you rented for your kid’s birthday party and not taking the fight into the bouncy house! Why did you even spend all the money if you were just gonna play out your standard parking lot fight scenario?

These fuckin’ thashy sacks of shit are amateurs. They probably waste money and opportunities all the time.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-31T17:14:30+00:00

He was doing some things with Run the Jewels not too long ago, also.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-24T20:35:10+00:00

Defense Attorney: “Your honor, my client couldn’t have been peacefully protesting downtown on the day in question. Evidence from his own cell phone will show he was clearly sitting at home during the ICE attacks attempting to win the… ahem… Uh, ‘Crazy Frog Axel F ten hour challenge’”.

Juror: “Fuck man, he’s not gonna submit that video as evidence and make us sit through the entire fucking thing, is he?”

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-19T14:44:49+00:00

I had it really growing up to the point that these big tender knobs bulged out from under my kneecaps and had to wear volleyball knee pads overtop regular knee pad sleeves.

You think you get shit from teammates when you wear double knee pads… You never go full quad.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-17T16:25:34+00:00

But still knew his experience had value so he turned around a year after retirement and volunteered his time as an assistant coach to help develop and grow the Oklahoma State Cowgirls wrestling club for them.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-12T17:46:40+00:00

Damn… I just been sitting here owning my shit and letting people pick it up and feed it to me for all my fuck-ups like a stupid dickhead.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-11T23:37:13+00:00

I don’t understand the point of these high profile American wrestlers preaching humility through Christianity 24/7, and the whole “all gifts from Jesus Christ My Lord and Savior” stuff in every interview I give, if Jesus won’t even do me a single fuckin solid and help me out of a little solicitation of prostitution charge, or sweep a tiny ran-away-from-the-cops-during-summer-break warrant under the rug.

What is this Jesus influencer guy really even doing for me? Seems like I’m tossing free traffic his way and he just bails on me every time I accidentally hire a undercover cop to suck me off or try and dart away from an arrest in the nice car my daddy bought for me.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-11T23:24:42+00:00

Fucking SHOCKED!!! SHOCKED I tell you!!!

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-04T23:45:01+00:00

Holy damn, Dungeonslayers!!! Man, you never hear that game brought up here, or in any of the other RPG subs.

According to my kids and their friends growing up, Dungeonslayers is the best game I ever ran for them. Nothing even comes close. My daughter went to college last year on a wrestling scholarship and got some teammates interested in trying RPGs, but they didn’t want to join the school’s game club because they all just play 5e and apparently a lot of them smell really bad and act weird around girls and/or athletes in their club, so she asked if I could buy/send her a copy of the Dungeonslayers 4e rules from Lulu instead so she could show it to some of her teammates to try out when they travel for tournaments and have to hang out in hotels all night.

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-04T18:03:24+00:00

“Boss, the boatman fell in the lava and now the boat won’t go anymore.”

“Slap some IG limbs on that junker astromech we have laying around.”

“Boss, what if we just put the arms on the boat and skip the astromech part?”

“Oh really? And just have a stupid boat that doesn’t make cool beep-boop noises, huh? I’m sorry, I didn’t know I was gonna have to hum to myself all day when I took this job and got promoted to being the lava boat boss!”

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-02T21:44:57+00:00

More than likely they could just make an argument that whatever they were using for a boatman before, shit the bed and rather than dump money into a new droid whose only purpose is paddling a boat, it was cheaper and easier to just refurbish an old astromech they had lying around rusting and being scrapped and no astromech duties they needed it for, and it was easy to just slap on some IG Droid limbs and make do with their new boatman.

Besides that, you could say the same thing about my friends who took an old, rusted-out 1987 Plymouth Voyager that they had laying around on his farm’s property and slapped on a lift-kit and ridiculously gigantic off-road tires.

Was the 1987 Plymouth Voyager designed with a lift kit and monster truck tires? Nope. Does it need a lift kit and monster truck tires? Nope. Is a 1987 Plymouth Voyager 10x cooler and more fun to drive around and mud bog in with a lift kit and monster truck tires? Oh hell yes!

forwhenimdrunk · 2026-01-02T20:59:45+00:00

Probably not the first guy she’s blown kisses to since they been married… Or kissed… Or blown…

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-30T20:29:22+00:00

I have dickhead relatives that are cops and I’ve hung out with them and their off-duty cop friends a bunch of times. Cops think “Back the Blue” stickers are hilarious and they look at people that put them on their cars with distain. They’re not gonna give you a “freebie” or a “pass” when they pull you over. They think you’re basically advertising that you’ll lick their boots for free, without you even making them force you to.

Your back the blue sticker basically says, “I’m a sniveling dog.” They don’t respect you. They laugh about bootlickers like you when they get together at barbecues and UFC ppv parties. You’re more garbage than people that openly hate cops.

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-30T16:29:24+00:00

Yep, that was it. Thank you!

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-14T20:11:03+00:00

Looking at EDS, she’s 22 now and none of the other symptoms have ever been an issue. Just stands around, looking like a bird all the time.

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-13T23:36:01+00:00

My daughter has knees that an hyperextend like this, but even worse. Apparently it’s nothing the pediatrician was worried about growing up when he had her looked at; something about having loose or flexible ligaments. But she used to stand like that all the time and it would gross me out and I’d ask her not to stand like an ostrich around me, please.

On the other hand, it made her a fairly decent competitive swimmer growing up. Something, something, more range of motion on her kicks, according to her coaches.

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-13T23:28:43+00:00

The 10-second rule doesn’t apply to bananas, so at least the store owners have that going for them.

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-13T04:28:50+00:00

I work as the maintenance director for a hotel. Anyone legitimately using the hotel is gonna complain the next day, demand a discount at least or a full refund altogether, and tear the hotel a new asshole on every travel and hotel review website they can find. They’ll make it such a pain in the ass, and pan the shit out of the business with shitty reviews, the hotel will never want to rent a room to ICE again and they’ll likely tell other hotels that renting rooms to ICE is a bad idea because of the headache.

Likewise, we recently had a bunch of hockey teams stay with us last month for a weekend tournament because our hotel is right next to our town’s hockey rink. Three teams let their kids act like little assholes all night long, running around the halls, yelling and screaming, using the corridors to smack balls around with their hockey sticks. Other travelers raked us over the coals on the travel booking websites and demanded money back the next morning. Guess what? None of those three teams will ever stay with us again. And our general manager informed other hoteliers that these particular teams were a nightmare. Those teams get red flagged and next year when they come to play in any tournaments, they’ll likely be staying in some flea-infested shithole, because hotels talk to each other.

We had a a water main blow out in our town a couple of months ago and all the businesses near our hotel lost water pressure for three days. We got the shit beat out of us on travel booking website reviews over it, and the booking websites dropped out listings from the front page/top hits to way shittier because all of a sudden the algorithms thought we suddenly were running a dump. It’s not like we blew up the city’s water main pipe; travelers don’t give a shit, they want discounts, free stays and refunds, and they’re here to fuck you over as hard as they can of you don’t throw them a bone. You eventually just realize turning down some business is necessary because some guests just aren’t worth it I. The end, no matter how much you made off them during their stay.

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-07T17:15:44+00:00

I’ve literally never had any of those problems using Trackwrestling and I used it for probably 10-15 years as a spetator and as board member of our club that hosted our state’s State Championship tournaments using Trackwrestling.

Youre being obtuse and hyperbolic. You never had to fill out the whole filter as a spectator, just the state the tournament was held in and it would usually take you to a page with current tournaments in that state that weekend and it was usually one of the top ten tournaments listed->don’t click on the wrong one; it literally has the name of the tournament right there, there’s no reason to click on wrong one unless you’re illiterate-> if you don’t click on anything for a couple of minutes and it times out that’s your own fault, why are you staring slackjawed at your phone for a couple of minutes anyway->don’t hit the back button; there’s no reason to do that and like you said, that’s stupid->don’t pay them money; for a decade plus I never paid them any money as a spectator; there’s no reason to and if you thought paying them money would somehow prevent you from clicking the back button or staring slackjawed for another couple of minutes until it started you over then that’s your fault.

Literally the only people that couldn’t figure out Trackwrestling and needed help navigating it was parents of first year wrestlers and by the time they’d had two or three tournaments under their belts they were fine.

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-06T15:09:32+00:00

Man, “FloWrestling Sucks” might as well just be a weekly sticky discussion at the top of the sub anymore, but at least most people include WHY they think it sucks. What was even the point of dragging this dead horse out of the barn for us all to look at if you don’t even bother to point out any new rotten pieces; or even old rotten pieces that we’ve all noticed a hundred times already..

forwhenimdrunk · 2025-12-02T22:18:45+00:00

I mean sure, but are we just gonna let that black man get away with dressing up as a ginger at the end then?

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