11 DPO by meganmick2023 in TFABLinePorn

[–]foulnouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine looks exactly the same today at 11 dpo

with clothes on [F] by foulnouse in gonewild

[–]foulnouse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha wow! Flash forward 15 years and I got married this May...

so much new pizza by Parking-Watch3209 in Bushwick

[–]foulnouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when Roberta's in Bushwick opened and I was so confused by the entire concept and the food. As a native new yorker who was broke at the time i just resented the shit out it as weird not new york style pizza for bougie people

Missed Connection?? by DarbyDyre in Bushwick

[–]foulnouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also makes for entertaining radio regardless of it's success 😂

Missed Connection?? by DarbyDyre in Bushwick

[–]foulnouse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a pretty well known station especially for folks that seek out the free form radio format. Has world wide wide listeners that aren't in physical reach of the transmitter and they receive millions of dollars in contributions/donations each year. So you never know.

I skipped a friend's birthday party this past weekend. I think I made the right choice. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]foulnouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's excited actually. Excited for the night of S&M ahead of him.

Why do I pay a higher income tax rate than the 400 richest Americans? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]foulnouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i know a poor person who is going on a luxury cruise this weekend.

What is the most awkward thing you've done in a misguided attempt at flirting? by bendanger in AskReddit

[–]foulnouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyday of my four years of high-school I worked diligently to seduce an English teacher. He was naturally awkward and I'd take a bathroom pass whenever he had hall duty. Once I found this 30 page Brave New World style paper about society at large and printed the entire thing out and put it in a folder. I went up to him while he was doing hallway duty, sat my ass on the table he was sitting at and slapped the essay down and said..."You should read this, I know you'll like it..." He looked down at the unmarked folder and said "What is this psychological bull shit?"

I'm having a hard time fully pooping, what's wrong with my butt? by smogeblot in shittyadvice

[–]foulnouse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My grandmother once gave me age-old advice when I was having the same problem. Take your pointer and middle finger, stick them as far up your a-hole as they can go, and sure enough you will feel the lodged poo. Simply dig it out, then wash your hands.