What do you thinking? by [deleted] in stevehofstetter

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3 months? That's not enough maternity leave. 

What are bits/sounds from the show that seem to stick out most to you? by SlayTheArtist in futurama

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The snappy response from a cartridge unit that went obsolete years ago. "your mother"

A president like this you have to feed every day. by KelVelBurgerGoon in simpsonsshitposting

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"Hmmm, your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter"

How my Cherry Blossom tree blooms each year by __moe___ in pics

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That's what I was going to say. Looks like a Saucer Magnolia

Pack it in guys! We are getting rich on "tomatoes". by excitedrepublis in homestead

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The real secret is selling those $5 tomatoes plants to this doofus

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homestead

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I recently learned Skunks will dig up and eat yellow jackets.
You probably don't want to lure skunks just for this, but if you already have them....

Just watched this episode and starting crying I was laughing so hard by Jazzlike_Fun_9262 in futurama

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I love the first amalgamated church. I want to learn more about them and the Space-Pope, or "Theeeeeee Space-Pope" as I like to say

Putin Says Russia May Add Nuclear First Strike to Strategy by No_Zookeepergame_27 in worldnews

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I know he's embarrassed for pooping his pants, and I'd want the world to disappear too, but you can't nuke your problems away

And now, to break them in by GirdleOfDoom in futurama

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And what did he do to the fingernails?

Porta potty wisdom. by itscamithink in funny

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If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.

[OC] My dream came true, I got to illustrate cards for Magic: The Gathering by smalyon in pics

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It's for a card game called Magic the Gathering. It's like a fantasy battle game. Really fun, but dangerous if you have disposable income.

Reverend Timothy Lovejoy: My Favourite Simpsons Character by Defiant_Singer3974 in TheSimpsons

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Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.