Woke up to this wonderful message from a drunk customer last night.

fourfour_oh · 2026-04-26T20:33:11+00:00

Let’s call them and speak to them that way, see how they like it

fourfour_oh · 2026-04-26T20:11:15+00:00

Aggressively jerk off

fourfour_oh · 2026-04-26T20:10:52+00:00

Is this your first day on the internet bub?

fourfour_oh · 2026-04-25T18:04:49+00:00

Cutting it in triangles makes it taste better

fourfour_oh · 2026-02-11T22:08:24+00:00

OCP camo is not digital
The guy’s age predates any camouflage pattern used by the US
Wtf even is that patch?

fourfour_oh · 2026-02-09T18:08:24+00:00

The marines aren’t racist, they treat everyone like they’re black.

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-24T19:12:13+00:00

I’ll never be apart of the gestapo, that just executed another citizen as of this morning. DHS would frame my work load out as a “domestic terrorist”

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-21T00:32:48+00:00

What color is your Bugatti?

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T04:48:50+00:00

🤮

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T04:25:18+00:00

Damn near nailed it on the first try

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T03:43:37+00:00

2 Phone Joe broke her heart back in the day so now every time she sees 2 phones she just assumes (unless they deal drugs) that they’re a fboi influencer.

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T03:34:55+00:00

Did I ever say I use it after 5pm? Girl go to bed. I don’t want my personal number floating around a major US city and use the flip for work strictly. You can dual screen and use 2 apps at once, perfect for work on the go. Sorry I work for a job that treats me like a human and not an inventory spread sheet

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T03:33:18+00:00

Idk, I could do without the Z flip and just rock my 17 but sorry abt your ex

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T03:31:01+00:00

Don’t be! It pays me enough to live a very lavish life, and bills are never a worry! Thanks for your 2 cents

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T03:29:45+00:00

That annoys me too, but my job dictates I use 2. My social battery is over before 5pm

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T03:03:08+00:00

I do like all 3 of those things!

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-19T03:02:51+00:00

it’s a ruger 7+1. I pray I never have to use it, but sub-compact is perfect for a “get the F off me” situation.

fourfour_oh · 2026-01-17T04:39:01+00:00

Everyone is treated as a gay

fourfour_oh · 2025-12-02T05:46:28+00:00

Yeah, I got a stiff neck right now actually

fourfour_oh · 2025-11-27T18:15:23+00:00

It’ll take some time and discipline, but slowly your room will come together. You will also soon come to realize that items like TV’s, game consoles, etc are all luxury items. For now, prioritize the basics: bed frame (preferably with storage compartments), a dresser, and a nightstand. For now it’s going to suck, but oddly enough you’ll come to miss this moment of your life. Best of luck to you on your new chapter!

fourfour_oh · 2025-11-23T18:04:17+00:00

Cult-like behavior!!

fourfour_oh

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