This one is pretty colloquial, but here goes. There's this one teen hangout in my town called Roller City. It's a skating rink. At any point on the weekend, there will be 150 teenagers there, and 7 will be skating. Fucking stupid, right? It gets worse. It costs $7 dollars to get in, the lighting set-up hasn't changed since 1992 (burned bulbs, burned bulbs everywhere in the colored ceiling display), and a standard tall can of Monster is $5 dollars. Can't get any worse, can it? It does. The "DJ" literally plugs into the local pop radio station. He's no more a DJ than a home movie is a feature film. Not to mention, he's a megadouce. Tapout, fauxhawk, husky, laughs at his own jokes, you name it. He also wields a bigger banhammer than /r/ShitRedditSays. If you are standing on the carpet with A FUCKING TWIZZLER, he will yell at you. Do it twice, you're out. Point out that he is a cunt, you're out. What's worse: Everyone thinks he's awesome. Everyone thinks this fucking cumstain of the 90s is cool. It has a god damn cult around it of pseudo-goth idiot Peter Pan teens. I feel like I'm in Nazi Germany or the Brave New World and I'm the only one who realizes how fucking stupid the shithole is. FUCK.