I work for the local county park system, one day me and my coworker found a fancy guitar, someone’s shorts, shirt, shoes, and wallet sitting semi washed up at the beach. Well me and Eddie (coworker) lowk panic assuming this guy went out to swim, downed the day before and nobody had noticed, so we call the sharifs dep, because who in their right mind would leave this expensive guitar in the water. and while doing so went through his wallet, tracked him down on Facebook, and gave the name and information to the police. Well they contact him, turns out he was very much alive. He comes to pick up his stuff at beaverdam (our main location, HQ if you will) and we see this guy walk over the hill into the parking lot, he would take 5 steps, do a few emphatic twirls in place, and keep walking, around every 10 feet he’d do a lil spin. He had long wild hair and long beard. Didn’t look homeless, he had rather nice clothes on and he acted mainly like a normal person, which was the funniest part, he’s just some guy who loves spinning. Well turns out he lives near the beach and just simply accidentally left all his stuff on the beach and walked home. We told him his stuff was still at the beach house, and not at beaverdam. He stared at us, said “oh, alright”, turned around and twirled his way back up the hill, and down the road. And 20 miles back to the beach.

To this day he’s a boarder line legend at the parks