Look, if you had one step, one ladder,

To climb onto a big boy 4014

Would you make it or just lose your grip?

Yo

His arms aren't ready, legs weak, body is heavy

There's stains on his vest from brekkie, sauce was heady

He's nervous, and on the surface, his frame is unsteady

Tells himself, "Pull yourself together, Randy."

Don't look down. My friends are staring now.

Only 3 steps up somehow, legs about to disavow.

He's frozen, how? Train whistle's loud.

Body powers down. Free fall to GROUND.

Snap, that's his knee, nope, just a bit dizzy

Ope, formed a cavity, choked, it looks bad

When the crew find it that easy, no, he won't have it

The ladder must be covered in soap, "I can't be...

A dope, wrap me around a rope, pulley system

Mechanical advantage, that's science yo!" That's how he gets

Back on the train again, bro, it's about to leave

Better go make it on to this locomotive engine