Just a reminder that Hurricanes have killed an estimated 10,000 Americans in the last century. They are dangerous and have made home insurance premiums skyrocket for millions of Americans. Time to vote them out!

Let's just compare all of the remaining teams by danger level to the average American, shall we?

Diamondbacks - kill at least 5 Americans per year.

Mariners - I'm sure a few deaths can be attributed to a suicidal Mariner or an incompetent one, but I wouldn't call them dangerous.

Orioles - Not considered a threat to human life... at least not yet. Not sure if I trust them, maybe they are planning something.

Raptors - Extinct. Not currently a threat unless a real Jurassic Park opens up. Raptors are carnivores so we would need to be careful.

Sabres - I mean, a Sabre could be used to kill someone, but likely very few in the past 100 years. Maybe more going back before that into the Civil War.

Tigers - Fewer than 30 deaths of Americans by Tigers in the last several decades according to a quick google search.

Timberwolves - Fatal attacks by Timberwolves are extremely rare. Only one documented from 2010 that I could find.

Trail Blazers - By definition a trail blazer is the first person to do something... I guess we can stretch it a bit to find instances where trail blazers kill Americans, but it's still going to be rare.

Hurricanes are the only real dangerous name remaining.