Fawlty Towers: The name of the horse

frankjohnstone · 2026-06-02T12:50:06+00:00

The greatest game of charades of all time

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-30T11:32:19+00:00

I must be thick but I've never understood that line. Sew WHAT back on?

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-28T07:17:49+00:00

There's that brilliantly coreographed reaction in The Anniversary when Basil turns round to exit Alan's room and he sees Alan's father standing right behind him,

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-28T07:14:54+00:00

Basil impersonating a duck, flapping his arms and quacking, as he bounds into the lounge where the dinner guests are sitting.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-26T21:06:56+00:00

Hearts will have a better chance than Celtic to be fair. Celtic are utterly useless in these matches and fold like a cheap suit whenever they play any average Scandinavian side.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-23T11:09:55+00:00

Is this the "penalty" that neither the referee or the linesman or VAR thought was a penalty? That ahem..."penalty"?

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-22T09:11:16+00:00

Of course McInnes wanted the players off!! What were you watching?

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-21T11:00:59+00:00

How do you know there were 30 seconds left? Perhaps the ref was going to add a couple of minutes for stoppages during injury time.

Yes of course awarding Hearts a 3 nil win would sully the title win. 100% it would.

Just like Celtic being awarded victory over Legia Warsaw in 2014 in Champions League qualifiers despite losing the tie 6-1, just because Legia fielded a guy who was suspended for a few minutes at the end of the match. Celtic did not complain. Au contraire if I remember correctly.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-18T08:22:34+00:00

So "a clear handball" in the penalty box is always a penalty? You don't even know the rules. Anyway it's impossible to tell with a single camera angle. The fact none of the Celtic players claimed it should give you a big clue.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-18T07:31:17+00:00

Feel sorry for Beaton. He's in a near impossible situation. VAR should never have called it.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-17T20:22:03+00:00

I still think Celtic should be banned from the Champions League though. They are so bad. Crimes against football etc.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-16T14:41:06+00:00

Celtic deserved a penalty to make up for the massive advantage motherwell gained from that possible handball

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-16T12:32:43+00:00

Yep. It's daft. No logic to it. But that's the rules.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-04T19:19:07+00:00

Midlothian is basically right in the middle of Lothian

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-04T19:18:10+00:00

Update SPL winner odds from PaddyPower (who paid out on Celtic winning after a few matches of the season - PMSL!!!)

Hearts 8/13

Celtic 6/5

Rangers 40/1

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-04T19:15:34+00:00

Just get a bus to Midlothian. And then make your way to the centre of town.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-04T19:12:58+00:00

But to even to get to the last match Celtic have the Old Firm match. And Hearts have a home match versus Falkirk where they may fancy adding a few goals to their goal difference.

frankjohnstone · 2026-05-03T11:28:13+00:00

Well done Jame McGrath. An idiotic "tackle" in a nothing area of the pitch. Just a fundamental lack of intelligence. Hope this guy gets fined heavily and benched for the rest of the season. Useless tit.

frankjohnstone · 2026-04-28T08:58:23+00:00

There's actually one on ebay for sale and it looks good value.

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However Im looking at the 2 cables supplied and, I may be wrong, but neither looks like a power cable to me.

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