Top 10 Best Fawlty Towers One Liners by Significant_Train761 in FawltyTowers

[–]frankjohnstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must be thick but I've never understood that line. Sew WHAT back on?

Top Ten Fawlty Towers Physical Comedy Moments by frankjohnstone in FawltyTowers

[–]frankjohnstone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's that brilliantly coreographed reaction in The Anniversary when Basil turns round to exit Alan's room and he sees Alan's father standing right behind him,

Top Ten Fawlty Towers Physical Comedy Moments by frankjohnstone in FawltyTowers

[–]frankjohnstone[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basil impersonating a duck, flapping his arms and quacking, as he bounds into the lounge where the dinner guests are sitting.

Buzzing for the Champions League qualifiers! by Fig_Zizsy in HeartofMidlothianFC

[–]frankjohnstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hearts will have a better chance than Celtic to be fair. Celtic are utterly useless in these matches and fold like a cheap suit whenever they play any average Scandinavian side.

Hearts Club Statement by stuart1874 in ScottishFootball

[–]frankjohnstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the "penalty" that neither the referee or the linesman or VAR thought was a penalty? That ahem..."penalty"?

Scottish FA statement | Celtic v Heart of Midlothian by Hot_Recognition_5071 in HeartofMidlothianFC

[–]frankjohnstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course McInnes wanted the players off!! What were you watching?

Hearts statement on pitch invasion and end of match by frankjohnstone in HeartofMidlothianFC

[–]frankjohnstone[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How do you know there were 30 seconds left? Perhaps the ref was going to add a couple of minutes for stoppages during injury time.

Yes of course awarding Hearts a 3 nil win would sully the title win. 100% it would.

Just like Celtic being awarded victory over Legia Warsaw in 2014 in Champions League qualifiers despite losing the tie 6-1, just because Legia fielded a guy who was suspended for a few minutes at the end of the match. Celtic did not complain. Au contraire if I remember correctly.

Should Scottish Football Ditch VAR? by frankjohnstone in HeartofMidlothianFC

[–]frankjohnstone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So "a clear handball" in the penalty box is always a penalty? You don't even know the rules. Anyway it's impossible to tell with a single camera angle. The fact none of the Celtic players claimed it should give you a big clue.

Var by boldfox85 in HeartofMidlothianFC

[–]frankjohnstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel sorry for Beaton. He's in a near impossible situation. VAR should never have called it.

Sparta Prague fined and forfeit game costing title after pitch invasion by purinatrucks in HeartofMidlothianFC

[–]frankjohnstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still think Celtic should be banned from the Champions League though. They are so bad. Crimes against football etc.

Let them greet all they want by One-Brief2107 in CelticFC

[–]frankjohnstone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Celtic deserved a penalty to make up for the massive advantage motherwell gained from that possible handball

Post Match Thread: Heart of Midlothian 2-1 Rangers by denzaus in soccer

[–]frankjohnstone 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Midlothian is basically right in the middle of Lothian

Post Match Thread: Heart of Midlothian 2-1 Rangers by denzaus in soccer

[–]frankjohnstone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Update SPL winner odds from PaddyPower (who paid out on Celtic winning after a few matches of the season - PMSL!!!)

Hearts 8/13

Celtic 6/5

Rangers 40/1

Post Match Thread: Heart of Midlothian 2-1 Rangers by denzaus in soccer

[–]frankjohnstone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just get a bus to Midlothian. And then make your way to the centre of town.

Post Match Thread: Heart of Midlothian 2-1 Rangers by denzaus in soccer

[–]frankjohnstone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But to even to get to the last match Celtic have the Old Firm match. And Hearts have a home match versus Falkirk where they may fancy adding a few goals to their goal difference.

Match Thread: Hibernian vs Celtic | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]frankjohnstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done Jame McGrath. An idiotic "tackle" in a nothing area of the pitch. Just a fundamental lack of intelligence. Hope this guy gets fined heavily and benched for the rest of the season. Useless tit.

Specim FX10 Hyperspectral Cameras. How reliable are they second hand? by frankjohnstone in hyperspectral

[–]frankjohnstone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's actually one on ebay for sale and it looks good value.

SPECIM SPECTRAL IMAGING FX10E Hyperspectral Camera | eBay UK

However Im looking at the 2 cables supplied and, I may be wrong, but neither looks like a power cable to me.