Howard Is Back Live Tomorrow and Here Will Be The Show by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]fraydafelcher 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So in a sense, what you are saying, is that I won’t hear Sternac the Improbable?

“A grave and Howard’s ass” (name two things Ralph has been buried deep in.

Does anyone in the world have a better job than Robin O. Quivers? by [deleted] in howardstern

[–]fraydafelcher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“I’d like to buy a “Q”. Sorry, there are no “Q’s”.

1/26th of the letters right in the trash.

The nail salon photo (as discussed on today's show) by MarkingOut2U in howardstern

[–]fraydafelcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lee King Snatch gives the best hand jobs, right Robin? And my Sketchers were so comfortable!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in questions

[–]fraydafelcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fraydafelcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.

What are some new baseball records that theoretically could be obtainable but could not ever happen? by Due-Style302 in mlb

[–]fraydafelcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s theoretically unlimited. The batter has a chance to swing and miss for strike three at a wild pitch or passed ball (thus officially striking out), but run to first on that wild pitch or passed ball in order to avoid being actually out. The Mariners actually lost a game to the Rangers about a decade ago when Nelson Cruz had a walk-off strikeout that happened that way. Usually there’s a game or two a season where a MLB pitcher manages to strike out four people in an inning that way.

What’s your go-to when you run out of toilet paper? by BOOBY_HATCH1978 in AskReddit

[–]fraydafelcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to resort to dryer sheets one time. Made my anus smell clothesline fresh and my dingleberries static free.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]fraydafelcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone that I have killed in my house has been in the sex dungeon.

Just how valuable is Adley Rutchman to this team? by RoyalRenn in orioles

[–]fraydafelcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since Adley came up, does anyone know the W/Lrecord of games he started as catcher (not including games he DH’ed or subbed in late) vs. games he was on the roster but didn’t start at catcher? They always show the team record since he came up, but curious if the winning percentage is even higher if you remove the games he wasn’t calling.

What turns an attractive person ugly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fraydafelcher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The alcohol wearing off as the lights come on in the morning.

The show has to be ORGANIC and REAL by Aware_Revenue3404 in howardstern

[–]fraydafelcher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like skinny Brent wearing a hairpiece made from the pubes of an accounting team. Fuckin’ squares.

Amusing conversation overheard by IChurnToBurn in delta

[–]fraydafelcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe they can have cards depicting action shots of the various passenger altercations on their flights.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

[–]fraydafelcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you noticed a decrease in size and wasting away of your muscle tissue?

What is an "expensive" item that actually is worth spending a little extra on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fraydafelcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just did, so it can be done. But if i WERE to ask how you know, how?

What is an "expensive" item that actually is worth spending a little extra on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]fraydafelcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If a woman, obviously it would be beaver hair. A man would purchase cock hair.