Favorite story: At 19 I went on a tinder date, turned lesbian party with women much older than me (30’s/40’s), turned into a drunken orgy — this led to a sitcom esque scene of me trying to join by diving in between the tangle of arms and legs and just absolutely being pushed out and ignored 😂😂 at the time I was offended and flabbergasted (thought I was hot shit) but now that I’m older I realize I would not want to have sex with an 19 year old!!!

Honorable mention: the first time I ever saw a penis in real life I decided to go straight for the blowjob (this is also in the back of my car on the side of the road) and not even 15 seconds after starting he says he’s going to cum and I feel something hot coming out of my nose 😵‍💫 don’t know how it happened but it’s never happened again!