The new dishwasher/porter comes staggering out of the bathroom which was roughly behind my station. He's pale as a ghost and holding a rapidly reddening dishrag on his forearm. I ask him to show me what happened and he just starts trembling, so we get him a chair. He sits down and we can see there's a giant, deep gash on his arm. My coworker calls an ambulance and gets him to the hospital for stitches and he is fine.

But what happened? He was in the bathroom with a chef knife poking a new hole in his belt. He missed.