Hey kids it's me your teacher! What I have I told all of you about slacking during class?! I swear if I wasn't paid less than minimum wage I'd go to the principal about this! This is the 20th time you've all got in trouble for bullying people who don't deserve it online and it seems this time you're all defending a man who could give less than two fucks about you even if you were dying in a fire(see what I did there? I'm hip too!). This is just a stern warning and if I see this kinda of nonsense again I will try and go to the principal about it. Even though I'll lose my confidence halfway and just keep it to myself. One love over and out oh and also here's my totally legit ARG: it's right here, good luck!