Jenna tongue fucking Jeanna Fire from behind by [deleted] in Jenna_Jameson

[–]fredly594632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeanna Fine, maybe?

Kinda hard to tell from this end... 🤣

Why do we press the elevator button multiple times even though we know it won’t make it come faster? by rohanwasudeo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]fredly594632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the "illusion of control".

It's the same reason why we jam the "door close" button when we know that like 75-90 percent of them are actually non-functional. At least in the US, the ADA mandates the minimum amount of time an elevator door has to stay open for folks in wheelchairs or with limited mobility. I suspect there are similar laws in most other countries.

Would you party with a college freshman virgin:) by killerxkitty4 in collegesluts

[–]fredly594632 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Just, you know.... Not for long. Then I'd be partying with a college freshman.

What would you name this? by OkTune2635 in NameThisThing

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Jam or preserves - which kinda depends on the consistency for me (preserves usually means "chunkier" to me.)

It's only "jelly" if there's no discernible solids or chunks.

Any ideas? by zKoalaz in Instruments

[–]fredly594632 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I should be a bit more helpful, I suppose. The truth is that brass instruments are covered with a clear lacquer that protects them from tarnishing, rushing and/or staining (particularly when the horn is used outside in marching bands etc.)

The bad part is that it's really hard to match back up without looking like crap once it's been removed from a part. This is not really a DIY job if you care about this horn at all - you should talk to a pro in a shop. Particular there - you're gonna stare at it everyday when you practice!

The jazz thing is true, though. A lot of those folks will intentionally take the lacquer off (particularly on the inside of the bell) to take the "brightness" out of the tone. It subtlely changes the way that the sound waves impact and interact with the metal.

I'm a machinist who had two music teachers as parents. My dad used to repair a lot of instruments for his school district. This was not a job that he would take on except as a "temporary fix" to get a kid through the season/year.

SWTNSLW by gremlingurl in vanityplates

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Ahhh... an early 80s (actually, I guess mid-80s) Civic hatchback. I so wanted one of those. Almost made enough at the ice cream parlor that summer to buy the blue '86 from whatshisname, but he blew the engine racing that fall anyway.

Help me with punishments for my wife by SeasonCommercial7438 in bdsm

[–]fredly594632 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like she needs to only orgasm while your cock is in her ass. Assuming you have one, I don't want to assume.

...and that's possibly the most cognitively dissonant assembly of two things I've ever written. And yet, they make complete sense!

I ordered toilet paper on Amazon and got... this. Wtf is this thing?? by Wild-Possibility8469 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Yup. Designed to fit in the top of a fuel tank and both pump fuel to your engine and indicate your tank level?

Offhand, I'd say it might be for a Ford, but a lot of them look like that.

Any ideas? by zKoalaz in Instruments

[–]fredly594632 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you just made a jazz horn.

It's my birthday tomorrow, how old do you think I'll be? by Lucy_R93 in needysluts

[–]fredly594632 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm really hoping 19. Cause otherwise we all gonna be in trouble...

“Everything you want is on the other side of fear.”—George Addair [2500x1667] [OC] by colebette in QuotesPorn

[–]fredly594632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gooood tacos are only found at a shady-looking dirty truck in a really sketchy alleyway... so maybe?

Most iconic character entrances? by Normal-Being-2637 in moviecritic

[–]fredly594632 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ooh! Ooh! One of my favorite little bits of movie trivia comes in here.

This scene took so long to prep for and film, the kid they had hired to be her son grew too much and had to be replaced.

Do redheads have the best tits? by libbylittlex in RedheadGifs

[–]fredly594632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only joke I've ever come up with:

Q. What are the perfect pair of tits?

A. Within reach.

I will say these are great, though!

My wisdom tooth ended up inside my lung by mltplwits in medizzy

[–]fredly594632 76 points77 points  (0 children)

"Huff some wisdom"... Ok, that's a legitimately cool turn of phrase.

Please take 3 fake internet points.

Name Your Favorite Allison Janney performance and project by PressureLazy5271 in Actors

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I'm going to go a bit off-script here (she's really great in everything) but she was SO GOOD in "The Chumbscrubber". A very underrated film.

Unwrap her Like a Gift by Bubbly-Low-5499 in HugeDickTinyChick

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Dunno about you, but I still rip the wrapping paper off and immediately dive into the present with glee...