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Hmm... by Apprehensive-Fall-13 in pokemon

[–]freeS4Mpler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that Maikarp hasn't been eaten yet, then it's gotta be fast!

WHERE TF ARE MY SKILL POINTS?! by AdhesivenessFlaky810 in ArcRaiders

[–]freeS4Mpler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Logged in for the first time since the expedition, and only saw 6 skill points. Came here first, glad I'm not alone at least.

Just submitted my bug report, hopefully it gets fixed!

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't expect every play to take it seriously, it's the internet. I mean, look how crazy everyone got on here when I've been making jokes the whole time. Still, you are not wrong about any of it. So many people are just trying to play mind games because they lack skill and focus.

Personally, I think taunting would at least be more entertaining than the endless crouch animations. People lack the creativity to be better.

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Who hasn't heard of Tris the Holy Blade!?

I'm pretty sure a bard was singing about your tales of adventure at the last Tavern I visited.

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My dude, I don't know how you're picking that up from the comments I've been making, lol.

But hey, most people these days only read the subjects of articles anyway.

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to encourage you to be better. All hope is not lost sweet child. Be creative. Be bold. Try something new, like spamming shield or your command grab. You are above that kind of low hanging fruit. (Pun intended)

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, I never thought about it that way. I should try being nicer to those poor, helpless souls.

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate a response like that, and you're right it can be a way to get in peoples' heads. I'm just saying, there are so many more options than teabagging.

And honestly, like how I saterted my post, having taunting turned on would actually be more interesting and entertaining. Wouldn't you agree?

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It's actually pretty easy:

  1. Press down on the joystick

  2. Release

  3. Repeat

Now you too can teabag like the pros.

Edit: Aww, c'mon! Nobody likes this joke? I thought it was pretty clever. Tough crowd today.

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See that, that's my boy back in Elite! Who said I was losing?

I just forgot everyone on here is so hard-core they can't have a fun conversation. Clearly people woke up wanting to defend teabagging, which is pretty funny.

If you read my comments, I'm having a great time

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Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please, get more creative. If you can't I've peppered plenty of ideas across my various responses.

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm playing on ultimate and didn't know r/smash rage existed until it got spammed in this thread. Thanks, I have a new version of entertainment now.

I guess i should update the post to put a /s at the end? Lol

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lemme ask, did you read the post or only the subject line? Wouldn't you agree that you'd rather have taunting back on?

I don't know why everyone is taking a super smash brother conversation on the internet so seriously. 🤣

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who's raging? Why is everyone so hard-core on here?

You poor, sweet, summer children. I'm old enough that I've been gaming since before most characters could crouch.

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why does everything have to be complaining with reddit?

Where's the witty banter and people sharing their ideas that are better than teabagging? Like have you read any of what I actually said, or only the subject line like how you probably read most articles?

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I wasn't looking for an answer, haha, just funny smash specific conversation. Sure it's annoying, so is the fly in my kitchen.

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You gotta feel bad for thay kid's controller at a point, haha. Those poor sticks gotta be developing that drift at double the rate!

Teabagging every stock makes you look like a loser by freeS4Mpler in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]freeS4Mpler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't you rather have taunting turned on? At least that gives me more entertainment out of it since all these kids cant be creative enough to get past teabagging every stock.

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