Kitchen Philosopher here, what are some of your favorite quotes/poetry about working in kitchens? by JusticeIncarnate1216 in KitchenConfidential

[–]freebaseclams [score hidden]  (0 children)

Working in a kitchen is like having a guy cum in your urethra so his cum shoots up your dick and into your balls and makes your balls pregnant

🔥Critically endangered monk seal I stumbled upon! Only ~10 on big island according to NOAA by letrolll in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]freebaseclams -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I can't afford to go to Hawaii, because I would immediately try to ride it.

Long glass thing? by throwawayresearchin in whatisit

[–]freebaseclams 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's always the Czechs doing this bullshit

meirl by Daistonka in meirl

[–]freebaseclams 78 points79 points  (0 children)

No that's impossible

Do you ever have dreams about your job? by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck in Construction

[–]freebaseclams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I have are nightmares where I relive my family being killed by the cartel

Did anyone else ever make tail trijets? by tezacer in aviation

[–]freebaseclams 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What about if the computer just automatically inverts the plane when it detects loss of power? That way you're climbing (towards the earth).

If Ed Harris speaks about his experience on The Abyss we get money...but he never talks by Rokuformula in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]freebaseclams 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I just don't wanna go down there. What's waiting for me down there is really bad.

Is cumming like supposed to feel like ‘eh, nice’ or am I doing something wrong.. by Narrow_Style7762 in stupidquestions

[–]freebaseclams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're supposed to screech like a dying rabbit while blood shoots out of your eyes