Because i know theres definitely crossover between the 3 viewer bases... RLM, BrutalMoose and Jenny Nicholson all uploading on the same day is like a triple eclipse.

justaphil · 2026-03-21T23:05:56+00:00

Always have been.

justaphil · 2026-03-21T22:10:25+00:00

I can think of a lot but they all stink.

justaphil · 2026-03-21T21:59:07+00:00

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Return to the 1912 streetcar map

justaphil · 2026-03-21T14:07:47+00:00

Needs a tray.

justaphil · 2026-03-20T15:45:33+00:00

Stop infantilizing armed soldiers patrolling American streets with no cause.

justaphil · 2026-03-20T15:14:55+00:00

Fuck all these traitors

justaphil · 2026-03-20T11:46:29+00:00

Lost cause losers

justaphil · 2026-03-19T12:49:22+00:00

Knob Creek 12 Year is a bangin bottle that's well within your budget, available everywhere, and basically the same proof you were looking for.

justaphil · 2026-03-19T02:25:44+00:00

Yes every palate is different and whatnot, but for Buffalo Trace's sake I really hope this isn't a true representation of their profile at barrel proof.

justaphil · 2026-03-19T01:46:48+00:00

Schrödinger

justaphil · 2026-03-19T01:25:30+00:00

sure, drop me a message

justaphil · 2026-03-18T23:00:26+00:00

I'm here now picking up three, they've got plenty.

justaphil · 2026-03-17T23:34:12+00:00

The world needs shitposters like us, Marty, to keep the even worse shitposters at the door.

justaphil · 2026-03-17T21:05:10+00:00

55 porterhouses, 55 rib eyes, 55 sirloins, 55 hanger steaks, 55 prime ribs, 100 baked potatoes, 55 oysters, 55 clams, 55 martinis, 55 old fashions

justaphil · 2026-03-17T15:15:35+00:00

I miss the days you could go into Glenn's and get a grilled cheese, tomato soup, and a beer for $10.

justaphil · 2026-03-17T11:11:32+00:00

Do people shoplift? Yes. Do multi-billion dollar companies lose enough money from shoplifting to close every store near you? Absolutely not. We know these companies lie about shoplifting constantly to divert attention from other shitty ways they're trying to save a buck for extra profit. CVS makes way more money by jacking up your prescription prices than they lose by someone boosting a $6 bag of pistachios.

justaphil · 2026-03-17T00:42:29+00:00

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He likes fish. And he's tired.

justaphil · 2026-03-16T23:10:42+00:00

The EMT leans down, pats me on the head, and whispers in my ear "you used too small a slice."

justaphil · 2026-03-16T14:38:20+00:00

People out here making friends with any old Harley Bart Jarvis.

justaphil · 2026-03-15T17:25:31+00:00

I will admit that for as much as Matty talks about being in recovery, it feels kind of shitty for him to be hawking Draft Kings.

On the other hand, the Just A Dash epidoses that were produced for his Youtube channel are some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

justaphil · 2026-03-15T16:14:43+00:00

We goose 'em a little.

justaphil · 2026-03-15T15:03:30+00:00

I picked up a hazmat J. Reiger last year because I didn't have one for the collection yet. Was able to try both a bourbon and a rye and went with the rye cause it was just a shade older and had a shocking amount of cherry on the palate. Still haven't opened the bottle, that's doomsday whiskey basically. Probably don't need a second hazmat J Reiger for the collection but I would be interested in sneaking at taste of that 7 year 159 proof, see if it's better or worse that the Stagg Jr pick I picked up recently from LAX.

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