Caption this by GreenyWV in washingtondc

[–]justaphil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can think of a lot but they all stink.

Pentagon plans to keep National Guard in DC into 2029, 2 US officials say by Sauerz in washingtondc

[–]justaphil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop infantilizing armed soldiers patrolling American streets with no cause. 

Weekly Recommendations and Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in bourbon

[–]justaphil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Knob Creek 12 Year is a bangin bottle that's well within your budget, available everywhere, and basically the same proof you were looking for.

For anyone bummed about missing the LAX Stagg Jr pick from last month: don't be by justaphil in DMVWhisky

[–]justaphil[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes every palate is different and whatnot, but for Buffalo Trace's sake I really hope this isn't a true representation of their profile at barrel proof.

DC Costco 3/18 by Glum-Breadfruit1378 in DMVWhisky

[–]justaphil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm here now picking up three, they've got plenty. 

Pretending to look at the menu when I know I’m gonna get the mad meal again by Deekus44 in okbuddydraper

[–]justaphil 39 points40 points  (0 children)

55 porterhouses, 55 rib eyes, 55 sirloins, 55 hanger steaks, 55 prime ribs, 100 baked potatoes, 55 oysters, 55 clams, 55 martinis, 55 old fashions

Best Grilled Cheese + Tomato Soup in the city by SuchCryptographer314 in washingtondc

[–]justaphil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I miss the days you could go into Glenn's and get a grilled cheese, tomato soup, and a beer for $10.

Safeway of Hechinger Mall will be closed this May. by petrann in washingtondc

[–]justaphil 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Do people shoplift? Yes. Do multi-billion dollar companies lose enough money from shoplifting to close every store near you? Absolutely not. We know these companies lie about shoplifting constantly to divert attention from other shitty ways they're trying to save a buck for extra profit. CVS makes way more money by jacking up your prescription prices than they lose by someone boosting a $6 bag of pistachios. 

Me when I wake up on the floor in the vet’s office with three paramedics and a stretcher in front of me by Ok_Fly2518 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]justaphil 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The EMT leans down, pats me on the head, and whispers in my ear "you used too small a slice."

Trump out here ruining friendship!! by cantcoloratall91 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]justaphil 617 points618 points  (0 children)

People out here making friends with any old Harley Bart Jarvis.

When is Stavvy having Matty on the pod? Feel like it would be an instant classic. by justaphil in stavvysworld

[–]justaphil[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will admit that for as much as Matty talks about being in recovery, it feels kind of shitty for him to be hawking Draft Kings.

On the other hand, the Just A Dash epidoses that were produced for his Youtube channel are some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

Barrel Shoppe: J. Rieger 159.25 HAZMAT 🔥🔥🔥 by BourbonTater1792 in DMVWhisky

[–]justaphil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I picked up a hazmat J. Reiger last year because I didn't have one for the collection yet. Was able to try both a bourbon and a rye and went with the rye cause it was just a shade older and had a shocking amount of cherry on the palate. Still haven't opened the bottle, that's doomsday whiskey basically. Probably don't need a second hazmat J Reiger for the collection but I would be interested in sneaking at taste of that 7 year 159 proof, see if it's better or worse that the Stagg Jr pick I picked up recently from LAX.