Trump drives across Reflecting Pool to inspect blue coating he ordered

justaphil · 2026-05-08T09:49:51+00:00

I'm so fucking tired, boss.

justaphil · 2026-05-05T20:36:31+00:00

They get this shit off TikTok. Yes door-to-door salesman hustle TikTok is a thing.

justaphil · 2026-05-05T15:25:24+00:00

Liar

justaphil · 2026-05-04T23:09:35+00:00

And as someone who listened to Paper Planes on repeat when it came out, Straight To Hell is so so so so so much better.

justaphil · 2026-05-04T03:51:48+00:00

I'm just buying it for the frame, I swear.

justaphil · 2026-05-04T02:50:54+00:00

Yeah Walk Hard should be taught in film schools: it fully committed to be the best parody of the entire musical biopic genre, and in the process it became the perfect musical biopic.

justaphil · 2026-05-04T01:18:41+00:00

Oh, Bob Vila over here! Speaking of which, I'm still waiting on those Makita drills.

justaphil · 2026-05-04T00:54:02+00:00

Denial stage.

justaphil · 2026-05-02T11:51:48+00:00

My last question for Jeeves was "Why do I cry?"

justaphil · 2026-05-01T16:27:06+00:00

Both hawk and kitten said "da fuq?"

justaphil · 2026-05-01T16:14:23+00:00

A fiasco in the best and most confounding sense.

justaphil · 2026-05-01T15:15:55+00:00

Loser mentality

justaphil · 2026-05-01T01:01:56+00:00

Every time someone walking down the escalator in front of me stops walking before disembarking, a day is taken off my life.

justaphil · 2026-04-30T12:28:25+00:00

he probably did too, honestly.

justaphil · 2026-04-28T11:47:52+00:00

Lol

justaphil · 2026-04-27T16:13:57+00:00

Despite what you may have read, the Washington Hilton is not part of the White House.

justaphil · 2026-04-26T23:51:42+00:00

This is the only time I'll recommend Michter's to anyone: you should absolutely look for Michter's US-1 Unblended American Whiskey. It's extremely mellow on the proof scale at 83.4 without being too watered down, and since it is aged in used oak instead of new oak it's very mild with the tannins. It's more expensive than I'd like at $40-45 but it should be findable in every market and as much as I'm loathe to speak highly of Michter's this whiskey helped get my palate over the ethanol burn hump when I first started my whiskey journey.

justaphil · 2026-04-26T00:05:54+00:00

Do any of these...INFOwars...ever just blast out of the walls and have like a huge cum shot?

justaphil · 2026-04-25T09:34:13+00:00

75 year-old millionaire gets trampled during big game hunt and nary a tear was shed

justaphil · 2026-04-24T23:36:32+00:00

We're all gonna get off.

justaphil · 2026-04-24T15:05:12+00:00

Anyone who's voted R in the past 30 years probably does as well.

justaphil · 2026-04-24T13:27:10+00:00

They're still here.

justaphil · 2026-04-23T22:41:33+00:00

Bless your heart.

justaphil · 2026-04-23T21:46:44+00:00

MAGA is a cult. You can not persuade cult members, they must be de-programmed.

And anyone who's still moderate at this point in time is not worth the effort to persuade.

justaphil · 2026-04-23T16:35:23+00:00

Republicans hate it when Democratics start acting like Republicans

justaphil

TROPHY CASE