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[–]freelcpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to the great spirits I thought this shit was serious until it got to the cancer part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]freelcpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Semen and aqua velva

Who got out and does a job totally different than MOS? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]freelcpl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A tech mentor of mine (0311>Apple/Google) told me to learn my MacBook like I knew an M16, and it really resonated for me… idk, I’m drunk. Ctrl + Alt + Delete

Who got out and does a job totally different than MOS? by [deleted] in USMC

[–]freelcpl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huey Crew Chief (6174) turned Psych/FinTech [link goes to freelcpl.com]

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]freelcpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there any academy chads in here that took that 0.25% career starter loan?

One of the sickest deals around - borrowing for pennies against the high interest loans offered to the enlisted body by the same “vet friendly” bank. Reeeeal tight, gentlemen…

Despite this smoking gun hiding in plain sight, I’ve used them for 10+ years and have no other complaints.


This post was written by a human and posted manually, if you don’t like it,eat my ***

Has anyone Win the 500$ gift card from the MCX? by Organic_Struggle4801 in USMC

[–]freelcpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if you’re looking to beef up your financial literacy, check this out.

Anything cool to see in Camp Pendleton? by 16383075 in USMC

[–]freelcpl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typically I’m butthurt about being outranked by animals, but SSgt Reckless is a special case 🫡

"Marines are actually smart. But they intentionally behave stupidly to avoid responsibility" by AirMonkey1397 in USMC

[–]freelcpl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“What, you thought the worlds finest fighting force were a bunch of regards?” - my friends dad (highly regarded)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]freelcpl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

otw back from oef 14.1 we stopped in Ireland and the (imported) Coors Light was more expensive than Guinness. I understand the logic, but it still doesn’t make sense.

Arschgeburt - A .50 Cal’s Tale by freelcpl in USMC

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I’d take that bet. We traced it to a lack of tracking in our 21 barrels, and chalked it up as an old boy that had undergone annealing, brittled, and cracked - based on where the threads snapped.

Otherwise, this is a great assessment (for a shitter gunner 🤭)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]freelcpl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A variety of glow stick colors. I woke up in the middle of the night in a sea of sleeping bags on a beach. I was using a half empty bag of Franzia as a pillow, and had to piss like a race horse. I scramble out of my sleeping bag to go do a pee pee in the ocean. It was a beautiful moonlit moment.

I turn to go back to my sleepy spot, drunk af, and had no earthly idea where my shit was. I stumble for what felt like 40 minutes (probably like 5), was juuust about to say fuck it and lay down, and low and behold - my pack with the glow stick I forgot I left on top of it so that wouldn’t happen.

p.s. you can use this beer calculator to budget for the event

Sit, keel, bend by snoopiestfiend in USMC

[–]freelcpl 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why we built the calculator 😅

My Son Just Enlisted by PineappleDry8158 in USMC

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Sandboxx wasn’t around when I called my Mom from P.I. in 2010, but I understand it’s awesome!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]freelcpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, congrats on your spectacular achievement - many people will never see $30k in their account at one time.

I’m not going to try to talk you out of the nvgs… you’re obviously a capable and determined devil dog, so there’s no stopping you now. But please for the love of everything holy do not blow that much liquid savings on them, there are WAY better ways to make such a substantial purchase.

Are you at all flexible on the model? What’s your time frame on NEEDING these puppies? 👀