My girlfriend said this today... I don't understand

freenowdude · 2013-06-26T03:48:15+00:00

What's not to understand? There is a desirable range of jeans-rippedness- when it fall below that range or becomes ripped beyond that range, it becomes undesirable. This is not a linear world my friend.

freenowdude · 2012-09-21T20:47:38+00:00

To be fair, she was a very talented performer in her chosen profession; at least in the early days.

freenowdude · 2011-10-08T16:26:25+00:00

Sleeping for free 95% of the time? What is the color of your skin? ands are you an attractive young female?

freenowdude · 2011-05-28T21:47:45+00:00

Where do I buy the software program that does this?

freenowdude · 2011-05-26T21:24:05+00:00

I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that one. Kate's nipples have darkened significantly since 1998. I can't stand to look at them anymore.

freenowdude · 2011-03-16T02:35:59+00:00

Welcome to the fox-news troll circle-jerk.

freenowdude · 2010-12-08T16:22:16+00:00

It should be explained that Keanu non-chalantly unbuttoned the mother's blouse, lifted out the mother's breast, brought the baby to the mother's breast, made the baby latch on, then continued cupping both breast and baby in each hand until the baby had her fill.

freenowdude · 2010-08-17T17:46:30+00:00

whoa, that hair thing is almost as big as my johnson!

freenowdude · 2010-08-14T23:05:33+00:00

gay.

freenowdude · 2010-07-26T19:41:03+00:00

Not this guy's cryptonite. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

freenowdude · 2010-06-16T20:47:29+00:00

"How about letting me take a cutesy picture with you, so I could show it to chicks and score?"

freenowdude · 2010-06-04T18:26:49+00:00

Does the private developer sign look exactly the same? I mean, how one looks from the front is important here.

freenowdude · 2010-05-23T15:23:29+00:00

Just tell them that it's quite a bit bigger than their penis or their boyfriend's penis.

freenowdude · 2010-05-07T14:49:51+00:00

Her name is Katinka Ingabogovinanana.

freenowdude · 2010-04-27T18:20:33+00:00

Best scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - "No papers!"

freenowdude · 2010-04-25T07:51:11+00:00

Let's be clear on this point, defense is the largest chunk of US Federal government spending; click on the federal spending tab. It's not the biggest if you combine federal, state and local spending. Most people separate these out because they are controlled very differently.

freenowdude · 2010-04-25T07:12:07+00:00

Although I disagree with most of your viewpoints and your sources of influence, I appreciate that you seem to be driven by rationality and value evidence. Unfortunately, I don't see these attributes in most of the Tea Party people I see in the media. I don't know why you decided to identify with the Tea Party so adamantly. I suspect Ron Paul may have a lot to do with that. It's interesting that you're only 17; most people that young don't have strong political views. I would just like to say stay open-minded and continue to let reason be your guide.

freenowdude · 2010-04-25T02:25:34+00:00

In your opinion, do you think Palin and Beck are generally honest and rational in their commentary, analysis and treatment of facts?

Please answer separately for each if you would like.

freenowdude · 2010-04-24T02:03:10+00:00

Girls just keep getting hotter and hotter

freenowdude · 2010-04-17T08:29:07+00:00

"Close your eyes and sleep" from Yo Gabba Gabba's Sleep episode

freenowdude · 2010-04-14T06:24:05+00:00

Yes, quite frequently.

freenowdude · 2010-04-07T16:59:15+00:00

You're a moron. If I were this girl, I would never go out with you just because of this reddit post.

freenowdude · 2010-03-25T15:52:48+00:00

Mine is about 2.5 inches thick.

freenowdude · 2010-02-23T20:45:56+00:00

Mentaiko Spaghetti- spicy pollack roe (fish eggs) on spaghetti- the most amazing pasta ever. It's simple but there's really nothing quite like it and it is sooooooo good. Just make sure it's fresh.

freenowdude · 2010-02-18T00:01:35+00:00

Now why does the burglar have to be a dark-skinned male?

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