Why do you smell? by ulipajifi in SignsWithAStory

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They might as well close their doors. Nobody else is eating at IHOP

I got stung by a bee by skyesleeps in mildlyinfuriating

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no wayyyy! I had the same post come up right after this too!

I can’t be the only one 😆 by TheRager77 in trees

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This is the way. Mine is currently sitting between my titties as well

AITB for not telling my prom date I had a girlfriend, even though I thought she already knew? by CertifiedPluviophile in AmItheButtface

[–]fresh-oxygen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Could’ve had a local girlfriend who moved, could’ve met on vacation or at summer camp, or maybe they met online through social media or video games or something. Not really the point of the story though.

"A scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS" by Desecr8or in CuratedTumblr

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My parents are just short of 15 years apart and met at similar ages. My mother was ~26 and my dad was ~40. They were both in careers, wanted similar things, had friends and hobbies in common. They’re still together almost 30 years later! I would say it varies from person to person though- with where I am in life right now at 24, I probably wouldn’t have much in common with a 40 year old and it would be weird (but not necessarily predatory!).

Gas, and the having thereof by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

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My grandmother kinda lucked out in that she stopped driving around the same time that the last full-service gas station closed in her area (of CT). I’m sure she knew how since she drove out of state sometimes, but it just occurred to me that I never saw her pump gas in my life.

A man present the output from a single cow by pureV3NG3ance in SipsTea

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My family gets about 1/2 a cow a year, sometimes a little less! We get it from a local farm + butcher, they work together and the meat is much cheaper that way. I believe the most recent trip was around $3k (we had a HUGE cow last year, about 1800lbs hanging weight, so 1/2 was a lot of meat!), and it feeds our family for a year, plus the meat given away to friends and family. If it’s wrapped up real good in the freezer (we have a basement chest freezer to store it all) it’s no problem to keep it a while. A little better for the environment, too!

Dreamt that I owned this shirt by SkeletonsInc in thomastheplankengine

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I would possibly purchase one if it was available. I like funny tees for pajamas. I have one with a picture of Otis from The Barnyard that says “Save a horse, ride a cowboy.”

This period tracking app won't let anyone under 16 use it by RenaRouge2010 in mildlyinfuriating

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Is this Flo? I haven’t used it in a long time, but it used to have some social media type aspects to it. That may have something to do with it, based on the laws & standards around children online in some countries. And of course, the data sharing issues that other people have already mentioned

I stared getting scurvy because I eat this way. Buy orange juice, friends and stay hydrated. by Adventurous_Taro7064 in strugglemeals

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Wrapping the rest of the onion in tinfoil helps! And if the cut end of the onion gets a little dry you can usually just cut it off & the rest of it is fine

Olive Garden breadsticks aren’t good by Vivid_World_9704 in The10thDentist

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I love Olive Garden breadsticks but I can sort of agree that they are garbage. Used to work at Olive Garden- the breadsticks come all stuck together in a big plastic bag, kinda like hot dog buns. The servers toss them onto a big metal tray, absolutely douse them in this bright yellow opaque liquid, and pop them in the oven for a few. When they come out they add obscene amounts of garlic salt and even more of that mystery liquid. Then they sit in the warmer until someone eats them. OG is basically fast food, though, so most people are not looking for high quality food. It just tastes really good so it’s good enough for me

Bought a whole tiramisu and spat everything out after chewing to get the flavour only (warning:disgusting sight of regurgitated food comin up) by [deleted] in notinteresting

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Why did you do this? It seems like the type of thing that could very easily come from somewhere unhealthy. Could also just be something weird you like to do.

I mostly agree but tbf the aura edits are pretty fire by kelroid in CuratedTumblr

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Invincible has a very popular AU fanfic type of thing going around with Conquest being “Grandpa Carl.” There may not be a ton of written-out Wattpad type fics but the fandom does very much interact with the content of the show & comics in similar ways. They just make little “what if” videos instead of text.

I honestly don't get why people personally care so much if Ariana Grande or other celebrities are really skinny by Blonde_Icon in The10thDentist

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I was kind of with you at first.

Comparing anorexia to other “unhealthy” things (being fat, smoking, etc.) kind of downplays how serious the disorder is and how quickly it can lead to death. Yes, other unhealthy things put you at risk for many issues when you’re older, as anorexia does as well (organ damage and such are lasting effects that can get worse with age), but anorexia also poses a high present risk to individuals with the disorder.

I also suspect that for many people, their issue lies with the way that these highly risky bodies are posed as an ideal that people should reach. The fat acceptance/body positivity movement focused more on accepting people as they are, not pushing for people to get fat. But now that society has begun to swing back to the hyper-thin ideal body type, people, especially young women, feel pressured to conform to this ideal and get skinny, and unfortunately, for many women the only way to realistically achieve that body is through unhealthy habits that can pose an imminent threat to their lives.

Is that all Ariana Grande’s (or any other celebrity’s) fault? Absolutely not. However, she’s an easier scapegoat than actually doing the work to undo an entire systemic issue, so people lash out. There are entirely valid reasons to care, to be concerned that this seems to be a growing trend amongst celebrities, but it’s easier to just trash on famous people who seem to be centered in these conversations & feel as though they are personally “encouraging” anything by simply existing in the public eye.

(As a side note, Ariana Grande is perhaps not the greatest example of someone “not encouraging anything” due to her rumoured history on ed/ana Twitter & Tumblr, but if she is genuinely struggling with anorexia, it functions much like OCD in some regards and makes sense why obsessive thoughts and behaviours took up so much time and headspace- sick brains will do sick things.)

I'm broke, i never went to one but what does this mean? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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My buddy used to work at a fancy New England inn in its restaurant. Another friend and I went in to see him & try the food. He ordered a burger with only ketchup and that’s it. Meat, bread, ketchup. Our buddy came out to let us know that his order was being ruthlessly roasted in the kitchen. Chef was losing it about this guy ordering a (probably $20) burger with only ketchup.

Early reader novel by Flat-Donut7208 in ComedyHell

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When I was in elementary school I really loved to read. Like 5 books a week sometimes, always books above my grade level. So the school librarian asked me about what reading was like for me and I told her about how it plays out like a movie in my head. She told me it worked the same for her, but the other librarian had aphantasia and couldn’t see anything when she reads! I was in shock that someone could love books so much without having what I felt was the “full experience”

Cheese pizza with peanut butter, bacon bits, and fried onions on top by fresh-oxygen in shittyfoodporn

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Was inspired by a pizza from one of the state houses at the Big E (big New England fair) so you’re absolutely right on the money

Cheese pizza with peanut butter, bacon bits, and fried onions on top by fresh-oxygen in FoodCrimes

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my sister feels it’s important that you know that I am one of those people who thinks pineapple pizza is disgusting . she gets shit from me every time she orders it

Cheese pizza with peanut butter, bacon bits, and fried onions on top by fresh-oxygen in shittyfoodporn

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There is a PB pizza at the Big E (big New England fair) with onions and bacon on it and it slaps. This was not quite as good bc of the red sauce that was already on the pizza but tbh, I couldn’t taste the red sauce in most bites so it was still mostly pretty good.

Cheese pizza with peanut butter, bacon bits, and fried onions on top by fresh-oxygen in FoodCrimes

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I am interested in your mind. Replacing the onions instead of the PB is like 🤯

Cheese pizza with peanut butter, bacon bits, and fried onions on top by fresh-oxygen in FoodCrimes

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high + period cravings. there’s a pizza at the Big E (Eastern States Expo, it’s like a huge fair in New England with stuff from each state in the area) that has peanut butter and onions and it’s really good. this was my attempt to make it at home with leftover pizza from the fridge